We hope you all enjoyed Easter. But if you had to sit through the massively dispiriting ?Hop? you probably haven’t.
We here at hecklerspray hate Russell Brand as much as the next man. We despise the huge gummy gap between his teeth and his top lip, we hate his misguided belief that ex-junkies are interesting (they aren't, no matter how much they go on about it, as they always do) and we hate his hair and the way he currently smells.
But what sickens us most is that he has lent his charmless presence to an Easter-themed film that this writer has been forced to watch.