The world sucks sometimes. You get a speeding ticket, you drop your phone in the toilet playing Temple Run, and then you find out that there’s no such thing as Nicolas Cage’s stolen sex photos.?
Damn, all hot and bothered for nothing. Earlier this week, dirty photos of the global sex icon were apparently stolen from his ex-girlfriend’s house and mere days away from being splattered all over the world wide web for our viewing pleasure. No sooner had our dreams been dangled underneath our nose than they were rudely snatched away again by Nicolas himself. Way to ruin millions of women’s weekends, dude.
Where do you find the sarcasm font on this thing?