Chris Brown’s been keeping quiet lately. Some might say that’s because he feels bad about the whole Rihanna thing.
Us? We think that Chris Brown is worried that if he opens his mouth his massive uncontrollable teeth will go wayward and decapitate a child or cause structural damage to a bridge or something. But whatever – Chris Brown has just broken his silence by appearing in a video telling everyone that he “ain’t a monster”.
It’s true. Just because he allegedly beat Rihanna to a pulp, it doesn’t make Chris Brown a monster. Monsters can fly and breathe fire and crap.