If we were Chris Brown, we’d have locked ourselves in a dark room far away from everyone long, long ago.
That’s because we’d be embarrassed by our stupid teeth. Oh, and also because we’d be under the spotlight for allegedly beating Rihanna to a pulp, so anything we did in public would look like the worst kind of insensitive gloating.
Perhaps someone should tell Chris Brown, – he’s been photographed playing basketball with a group of college girls. Worse – he did it with a funny look on his face. Unless it was just his normal face. Chris Brown’s face is weird.