If you thought 94 episodes of Sex And The City and one entire feature-length Sex And The City movie weren’t enough, this is your lucky day.
Well, technically it isn’t your lucky day at all, because if you still don’t think that 94 episodes of Sex And The City and one entire feature-length Sex And The City movie have fully satisfied you, then chances are you qualify as being medically mentally ill. You should probably get that looked at.
But aside from that, it probably is your lucky day a bit, because Kim Cattrall has declared that Sex And The City 2 is definitely going ahead. Great – presuming it takes three years to make Sex And The City 2, the four main actresses will have a combined age of 192 by the time it’s released. Luckily the writers are taking this into consideration, and the subplot about Sarah Jessica Parker‘s vaginal prolapse is thought to be very moving.
Depending on your gender, the summer movie season of 2008 will either be looked back on as the one that finally started to cater for your tastes or the one that made you completely lose the will to live and wish you’d never met your girlfriend.
Between Mamma Mia and Sex And The City, summer blockbusters really started to take notice of women, and they were both huge successes. Luckily, though, they were both one-offs – there won’t be a Mamma Mia sequel because all the good Abba songs were used up in the first one and nobody wants to go a see a musical based around Nina Pretty Ballerina or King Kong Song, and there won’t be a Sex And The City sequel because all the stars are getting old and the thought of them having sex puts all normal people off their food.
Oh, what’s that? There is going to be a Sex And The City 2? Because all the stars think that money is better than dignity? Oh, OK then. MTV reports:
Kim Cattrall, who plays Samantha Jones in the US comedy Sex And The City, says the producers will make another flick. The actress spilled the beans on Channel 4’s Paul O’Grady show In a conversation with Spice Girl Mel B Kim said “Yes there will be a sequel”.
This isn’t exactly a surprise – the Sex And The City movie made so much money this year that people were already babbling about a sequel the second it was released – but now it looks as if it’s official, so we should probably prepare ourselves for yet another onslaught.
You know what we mean. No, we don’t mean another onslaught of marketing where, in the months leading up to Sex And The City 2‘s release, every single vaguely female-targeted consumer product will end up being swaddled in pictures of Sarah Jessica Parker’s weird face.
And we don’t mean another onslaught of reports about how much the Sex And The City actresses completely hate each other, either, as fun as they are to read. No, we’re talking about something far more disturbing than that.
If Sex And The City 2 does end up getting made, it probably means that someone will release another barrage of photos of Kristen Davis with a willy plonked in her mouth. We probably shouldn’t eat anything until the movie comes out, just in case.
David Scarborough says
The fact the managed to stretch a non-existent plot into the same running time of The Dark Knight in the first film amazed me/destroyed my soul! The first film was utterly appualing cinema and even if you enjoyed the show (which I found good enough for what it is) the movie just was an excuse to through cash at everyone involved and women just assume they liked the film because it had familiar faces and locations in it and a flash of cock. I think if people were to look deeper they would understand what a turd of an experience the film was and an overlong advert for shoes and clothes!
Julian Mentat says
I have already written a plot for SATS2.
It’s set in an alternate universe where we have the same city, and the same people, but with a twist; they use logic!
So, when Big shows up late for the wedding, Carrie and he have a sensible chat in which they enumerate and evaluate their options, then make the most sensible choice.
Matt Daniels says
I can’t wait. The first film was so great. I’m so happy they are making a sequel. I heard they are hoping to make this a TRILOGY!! I wish they’d hurry up and finish the movie so I can go see it!!
Josh says
I love the show, the movie & all the actresses! I’m soooooo excited for the sequel! It’ll be awesome as always. The Show Is An American Icon!
Danielle says
Whoever wrote this article can suck my vag.
ariane says
julian mentat is boring as hell!
Michelle B. says
I am sooo excited! I’ll be there opening day. And as far as the comments as to SJP’s looks I say you’re jealous. At least she doesn’t get plastic surgery!! Leave her alone!
Eric says
What a bunch of old hags.
Danielle… no thank you.
Rob says
I absolutely loved the series, but when the film came out there was more product placement than botox, which normally I can handle, but what is it becoming? The first movie sucked and they should kill the second film before they entire suck all the life there is left in what they’re proving critics right, in a materialistic excuse to make money and Big cheating seriously? After 10 years? And so I wondered, what the heck else can these writers pull out of us? Will they reclaim the loved series, or will it be a Big mistake?
I hope it sucks so they can end the torture they’re causing the real fans!
Me says
It kills me how some guys get so annoyed by anything that women can enjoy without them! The guy that wrote this should probably invest in some tampons and some Midol himself because he’s awfully crabby! Classic overcompensation…he’s probably a bit effeminate is afraid that all of the “burly men” think he’s gay so he must bash things that women like to prove his “burliness-s-s”!
jaime says
you need to have someone or something give you a big o! life’s way to short to think like you. i hope you don’t kill yourself. maybe you should go fuck yourself and not watch things that don’t interest you.
jaime says
i am so happy you feel that wAY!
Jaime says
I cannot believe that you would say that Sarah Jessica Parker has a “weird face.” First of all what does that even mean? I mean where did you study journalism? Oh and that was clearly hypothetical since it is obvious that high school would have been a stretch for your writing expertise. Second she is a multi-milionaire, and although she is very talented at her craft, a certain amount does in deed have to do with her appearance, and like you have any right to speak, have you glanced in the mirror lately? These women, whom you say it is disturbing to think about having sex, wouldn’t even take a second glance in your direction so what do you think that says for you?
SATCfan says
Cracking up at the comment above about men hating anything a women can enjoy without them. :)
I said my piece on another article so I won’t be redundant by doing so here. Suffice to say that this misogynistic d-bag hasn’t the ability to comprehend anything female-related. In fact, I’d be surprised if he doesn’t still drag his knuckles on the ground, point and grunt instead of speak, or stick his willy in any knothole he can find.
Go write your name in the snow, monkey boy, and let us women do all the hard work.
SATCfan says
CORRECTED TYPO –
Cracking up at the comment above about men hating anything women can enjoy without them. :)
I said my piece on another article so I won’t be redundant by doing so here. Suffice to say that this misogynistic d-bag hasn’t the ability to comprehend anything female-related. In fact, I’d be surprised if he doesn’t still drag his knuckles on the ground, point and grunt instead of speak, or stick his willy in any knothole he can find.
Go write your name in the snow, monkey boy, and let us women do all the hard work.
Jessica R says
Staurt Heritage you are an a-hole who probably has never even seen a naked woman so lay off SATC
Jessica R says
Oh and the stars of satc are great and so is th whole franchise you deflated balloon bag
Kirsty says
Stuart Heritage , WHY THE FUCK DO YOU CARE SO MUCH ?!
dont watch it then you idiot !
nobody wants to listen to you sit and moan about a SATC sequel :S
i can’t wait to see it, so stop putting your article accross as if you are speaking for the public cause you’r not ! :@
Robyn says
What an a-hole. Sex and the City IS an American Icon. It amazes me how there are men out there so threatened by women’s liberation and sexuality that they bash anything that resonates it. The writer of this article is a loser. Probably a loser that does not get laid regularly…
Cindy. D says
Okay…okay…lets just remember that people have opinions and you know what they say about opinions??? Opinions are like assholes everyone has one. I am sorry to hear about your bad day,life,etc,etc. You realize a movie is a movie is a movie always changing and always looking the same. Wake up!!!! if you have found this movie so intolerable to write 10 paragraphs about it you need a job. Truly you have toooooo much time on your hands my friend.
I watch many movies purely for entertainment oh thats right entertainment. That is what it is all about, to entertain you good,bad,or ugly. If you don’t appreciate this type of movie then guess what? Don’t go and see it. Oh and by the way how much money do you make a year? Im sure SJP makes quite a bit more. Her face is unique and her talent is exceptional on screen that is why this series and movies have made 100’s of millions of dollars and continue to keep us all in suspense.
I think it is funny that a writer uses the word weird in a article I honestly have not heard that expression since the 4th grade. I think you need to get in touch with your feminine side as obviously your ego is so huge it is empeeding the space in your weird brain. Seriously grow up and maybe find a real article to write about, like the middle east and how many people have died over their. Or maybe you can write about James Cameron when he got up and yelled “im the king of the world”…….lol….lol.
Lastly was that you who wrote the article on Mickey Rourke and how great he looks after all of his recent facial surgerys. I think you said he is a guys guy and you love all of his movies. “How weird”
randyhughes says
i have been waiting to see the sequel to the first sex and the city it was an excellent movie.