Michael Jackson loved children didn’t he? He really loved them. He let them stay over at his house. He even protected them from night terrors in his bed while they slept with one eye open. He really touched those little darlings.
And now, even as a very famous cadaver, he plans to hover over children while they innocently sleep.
How? Well, his estate have donated a bunch of sketches – including a signed portrait of the singer – which will decorate the walls of Children’s Hospital Los Angeles. Those poor, sick kids. Being watched over by a lifeless image of pop’s most famous white sock wearer.
Jackson’s three children ? Prince, Paris and Blanket (all definitely his) ? were on hand to unveil the donated artwork, alongside their weird Auntie La Toya who must terrify them thanks to her insistence on having exactly the same face as their late father.
Some of the drawings depict Mickey Mouse, but we hope he’s donated one of those marvellous pieces that adorned the walls of Neverland which featured a shirtless Jackson with nothing but a loin cloth covering his visible erection.
Not that he fancied children. MJ got horny for world peace.
One resident at the hospital is reported to have said:
“These drawings frighten me. I almost wish my illness would just kill me now.”
Children say the cutest things don’t they?!
We can only pray that some of the drawings offered are as high in quality as some of the Michael Jackson fan-art that is floating around this awful Earth of ours… like this beaut!
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J says
The “author” of this article deserves an ass-kicking. You act like Michael Jackson was some monster, even though the DCFS, district attorney and FBI found NOTHING over the course of 10 years, but you write articles like this? I think YOU people are the sickos.
Dan says
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dee says
Only a sick individual would even fantasise about someone donating erotic art to sick children. I find it quite sickening that people quite redidily make such sick jokes about child molestation and think it’s funny. Even if you believe Jackson is guilty, making sick remarks only serves to trivulise the severity of the issue. Only Westerners think sh*t like this is funny!
The Author of this sick article is a Brit I presume, well no wonder their low life kids are rioting on the streets of the UK, Brits have no common deceny so why should thier kids have any?
How many says
How many people think ole Blanket looks like the next nutcase in the family? I mean seriously the kid looks like a future sociopath or he’s going to carry on his daddy’s legacy of reach out and touch a babies bum. Little nutter creeps me out. As for the rest of them we can only hope daddy didn’t teach them EVERYTHING he knew.
Last I looked says
Teenagers around London weren’t coming up with elaborate plans to kill half dozen fellow schoolers with a shotgun and a few home made grenades. So you’re partially correct, over in the grand USA the hooligans just shoot people and set fires. Much more civilized and decent.
Sandy says
Dude,
You have some serious psychological issues if this is your true interpretation of MJ’s generosity in bringing joy into the hearts of children. Only a twisted fiend would go to the length of staring at MJ’s loincloth for hours before finally concluding that there MUST be an erect penis hidden among the brushstrokes.
His works as an entertainer and humanitarian are well known throughout the world. What acts of kindness have you ever shared with someone in need? And have you EVER helped or do you hurry by with a distant gaze, a sudden interest in the traffic, and a desperate need NOT to make eye contact. Because without eye contact, they remain a “thing” to despise and heckle. Remember to avoid eye contact at any and all cost. Eye contact has the magical power to change that smelly beggar back into a human. And with that transformation, an old bible verse may just echo in your head….. “There but for the grace of God go I” Yes, you have been blessed. How will you share it? How do you wish to be remembered? As a kind, loving, generous man like MJ? Or as the sick and twisted person you have become seeing perversion and the worst in everyone?
Kelly says
this article is just lame. you obviously didnt even take the time to look at the pictures, just using michaels name to get people reading. but all of this is bullshit and you are pathetic, so how about you write a real article on something truthful and meaningful… wait, do you even know how to do that? your the sick one.
Dana says
It looks like a lot more people that think MJ was wonderful took the time to comment on this article than people that wonder why anyone paid good money to watch MJ grab his crouch for two hours in concert. It is sad that anyone that achieves fame and draws, paints or slops something on a canvas is considered a artist and their creation a work of art. I think the Jackson children could have sold the so called works of art and donate cash to the hospital to be used to save or improve the life of the sick children there. As a last comment the people that wrote such strong words against the writer of the article, remember we live in the U.S. it is called freedom of speech.
Mangosta says
Oooooooh, I want to be a ‘twisted fiend’ like Mof. Can I be a twisted fiend, too? Can I? Please? Pleeeaaaase? It can be for both Christmas AND my birthday.
Deanna says
Who ever wrote that article obviously doesn’t know the truth about Michael. He was a very, very generous man and OVER HALF the many, many millions that Michael made went to charity for those people who live in poverty, illness, starvation, and suffering every single day. Any one who insults Michael should go live like those poor suffering people just to see how truly awful it is then they would shut the f#*! up. People who criticize what they don’t know or understand are very wrong and prejudice. Just because you don’t understand doesn’t mean you have the right to judge. The only true judge that matters in the world is God and you will be punished by God for your ignorance and discrimination. HEAL THE WORLD! (Michael at least did his part for the time he spent in this hell on earth because of jerks like the writer of that article that tried to take advantage of Michael because he was wealthy)
Deanna says
I just don’t know why reporters only write about the things that are wrong with the world. They should be called gossipers I never see anything in the news or magazines or papers that is ever good. News, magazines and papers are all depressing. What happened to good news? I know there is some in the world but yet all they write about is the bad stuff. What is the point? Isn’t there enough bad stuff going on in your own life you wanna just write about more bad stuff to take your mind off your own problems. Just deal with your own problems and stay out of everyone elses lives.
Huh says
To listen to the MJ groups their so called hero was so generous you would he would have been 400 mill.in debt because he was saving the children of the world not paying them off for midnight touchy feelies and buying every known and unknown of prescription drug and ugly home decor. Prescription drugs I can understand and live and let live, even the,ahem, “home decor”. Being a kiddie fiddler I can not.
JoeMomma says
I could make millions betting on the consistency of insane MJ fans. Sadly the world knows that MJ fans continue to be non-sensible, cheez-whiz eating, scruffy looking nerf herders and no one would take my bet.
J says
@JoeMomma, actually, if people like you bothered to do the research, you would understand why Michael’s fans constantly defend him. He was innocent! The FBI, DCFS, district attorney, etc. tracked this man for 10 years. 10 years, and the two accusers had plenty of evidence against them showing that the sole intention was money. There was NO evidence against Michael. None whatsoever. Read the 2004/2005 court transcripts. Prosecution’s witnesses were discredited one after another. Most of them were disgruntled ex-employees or people who were paid to give their stories to the press..people looking to make a buck off of MJ.
I bet you didn’t know that the “fingerprints” found on one of the magazines of one of the witnesses was actually placed there AFTER the grand jury hearings. The boy was allowed to handle the magazine WITHOUT gloves before it was fingerprinted. Ridiculous! This was proven in court.
As for the 1993 case, the boy’s father was caught pretty much plotting extortion on tape. He also said how it affected his son was “irrelevant” to him. Also, the settlement Michael’s INSURANCE company made to the boy and his family (again, INSURANCE COMPANY, not Michael, because Michael was against settling, but the company would have settled with or without his permission) in no way prevented him or them from testifying in a criminal trial. No criminal trial occurred. After the insurance settlement, the family decided not to pursue charges.
In 2005, the 1993 “accuser” refused to testify against Michael. His uncle said he was out of the country, but there are pictures of the kid in the states with friends at the time he was supposedly out of the country. Apparently the kid, then a grown man, was so against testifying against Michael, he threatened legal action if they tried to force him. Shortly after Michael was acquitted, the 1993 accuser was attacked by his father (the same father who attempted to extort money out of Michael) and nearly killed. Oh, did I mention that the 1993 accuser legally emancipated himself from his parents after the settlement? Gee, I wonder why. These people tore him out of a friendship with Michael Jackson all for money. They got him to lie for them, they got what they wanted, money.
Read the documents, read the facts. There’s a lot of of misconceptions of a lot of things out there, because the media only wanted to report the most salacious things…though they didn’t report when those things were deemed to be lies, or at the very least, not believable because of the witness’ lack of credibility.
There was no evidence against Michael. You really think a man who was as sick of some of you make him out to be only had 2 victims over the course of all those years? The DA actually traveled out of the country trying to find kids to admit that Michael hurt them, but he found nothing.
So why is it that when a man has no evidence against him, non-credible accusers/accuser families, he is still thought of as guilty? It’s disgusting. There was EVIDENCE in the Casey Anthony trial, there was EVIDENCE in the OJ trial, but there was NO evidence in the Michael Jackson trial, so why do some of you carry on as if it was a fact that he was a criminal? There is no proof of that whatsoever.
Innocent until proven guilty.
Cookie Monster says
Flawless victory, MJ fans. You monkeys always rise to the occasion of throwing feces with convincing (of mental issues) gusto. Hecklers spray, and you do, uhm, whatever the verbal equivalent of poo throwing is.
Now, that fan art. That is clearly MJ doing his turn in Alien, starring as both the alien and the dude who’s chest said alien popped from. Why he’s on his way to Jeebus, who appears to be wearing some sort of glittery masturbation aid on his right hand and an oddly furry push-up bra, is beyond me. Perhaps this cross-dressing, glitter-fisted Jeebus ended-up on the editing room floor, Ridley Scott being a very wise director and all.
Cookie Monster says
Free OJ Simpson! The Internets says he didn’t do it! I read it! EVIDENCE! He was proven not guilty! I bet you didn’t do research about EVIDENCE! Run OJ, RUN!
MJ says
lol… is this thing for real? Yep i said it…. a person who wrote this is a THING! Life must really suck ass for you to ever think of a thing like this to write…
Go to church… pray to GOD That you want your brain back…
L.o.v.e.
Si Sharp says
Praying to GOD that you want your brain back sounds like an exercise in absolutely magnificent irony.
Kitty says
The fuck? He’s NINE years old. How disturbing are you that you’re trying to create a pedophile out of a nine year old? Seek some help.
Kitty says
Yes, the fun thing about freedom of speech: people get to respond and call people out on their BS.
Cassie says
MJ Haters, go f*ck yourselves please.
Mado says
so sick….I wonder why we bother..