Ooooh! Squeeeeee! Justin Bieber is on the cover of the new Rolling Stone magazine! How wonderful! His little head has spiked-up hair and he’s wearing a little leather jacket! He’s sooo dreamy isn’t he?
Wait! What’s this? He’s got views on stuff! That’s just great! What wholesome thing is he saying now?
Well, he’s been talking about waiting for the person you love before he’s willing to unzip the fly of his elasticated jeans and proceed in having awkward sex. Isn’t that nice? Wait. Hang on. WHAT IN THE SAM CRAP IS THIS ABOUT HIM HATING ABORTION SO MUCH THAT HE DOESN’T THINK RAPED WOMEN SHOULD BE ALLOWED THEM?!
The popster, who is apparently sticking his malformed little foetus hands up Selena Gomez’s training bra, reveals he believes in waiting for love before having sex.
“I don’t think you should have sex with anyon…”
We’ve cut that quote short because absolutely no-one cares about his views on waiting for sex.
WE WANT THE ABORTION STUFF, RIGHT?
Stupid Justin Bieber says:
“I really don’t believe in abortion. It’s like killing a baby.”
Yeah smart-arse – what about babies that are a product of rape?
“Um. Well, I think that’s really sad, but everything happens for a reason. I guess I haven’t been in that position, so I wouldn’t be able to judge that.”
Everything happens for a reason. Thank the stars that Bieber is on-hand to tell the women of the world that they got raped because of fate or divine intervention from a cruel, unforgiving God.
Fucking splendid that.
Bieber’s issue of Rolling Stone hits the racks in a couple of days, prompting us all to think of a world when Justin Bieber may have been aborted.
Just so we can pass the buck elsewhere, legally speaking, we got this news from roughly 6000 articles that have appeared online about this, including this one.
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cleave says
“I guess I haven
Arthur ASCii says
In some states, it’s legal to abort up to 24 weeks. Hopefully Bieber’s momma will see sense before the final deadline.
lisa says
People keep using the “what about rape” argument as a reason to justify abortion, but in reality most abortions are done as a birth-control method. If I were raped and sexually-irresponsible people kept pointing at me to pull at a heartstring or two, I know I’d be pissed.
Anyway, poorly-written post. The boy didn’t say anything about women who have been raped shouldn’t have abortions, and he even humbly added that he “hasn’t been in that position” and “wouldn’t be able to judge that.” I would expect an editor–of all people–to at least be able to comprehend that, but I guess in a world where grown men openly take jabs at a 16-year-old that’s just too much to ask for.
CatWhisperer says
Why is this silly little 14 year old child giving opinions on such things??? He makes me want to barf as it is! Geez, what a little tool this kid is!
Cookie Monster says
Rapist; most certainly a rape artist (not the Fifty Cent type, the other). Perhaps he means that he wasn’t a fetus in that position last week, but maybe next week, if his mum is Swedish and his dad’s Julian Assange. I dunno.
What I do know is that I can’t wait to hear his position on the future of Egypt, and how it will affect the delicate balance of chaos in the Middle East. To take a guess, “I really don
Arthur ASCii says
Amusngly enough, I’ve just seen an advert for a Beiber movie [*boak*] which is out soon, called “Never Say Never”.
But you should Never abort a child, eh Justin?
castle rock candy floss says
I thikn that this ia all a fuss over notihgn. Jusin is just(in <3) tring to be a good person and he cant be held reponsible for doing what jesus tell him . I thikn this so called mof gimmer is just(in <3) trying to stir up a hornet nest fdor his own gain. i hate people that bully the beatiful people in this earth just for financial gain. the lord WILL judge you mogimmer, not the other way round.,
Cookie Monster says
“i hate people that bully the beatiful people in this earth just for financial gain”
So, it’s okay if we bully you, then, so long as it’s for free or you’re ugly?
Cookie Monster says
I take that back. Bullying Bieber fans isn’t always fair. They weigh about 8 pounds on average, and were not aborted. I would hate to be cruel.
castle rock candy floss, though it is free free, no 7 year-old is truly ugly, yet. Please accept my apologies.
Stella says
That’s because Justin-girl must be a product of rape.
Morning Quickie says
Everyone is blowing off what Justin is saying about abortion but what he thinks is actually really important.
If you are interested in why we should care about Justin Bieber
Chaldanya says
And a couple of reasons why not
1) He will never have an unplanned pregnancy and be forced to carry the fetus to term
2) It’s not his body and he doesn’t get a say in what a woman does with her body.
and
3) Maybe he should think a little more carefully about his position on women’s issues considering a goodly proportion of his fanbase are girls/women 25% of whom at one point in their life will be sexually assaulted/raped.
cleave says
Anyway, Bieber’s supposed to be a Christian so he shouldn’t judge “lest he be judged” and all that shit. To be fair though, he is a mere sperm and shouldn’t really be expected to know about anything other than smoking teabags and wanking.
amber says
Don’t you think this is being blown out of proportion? He is a 16 year old boy who has very little life experience because he is 16!
Jem says
Come on, he’s just a kid, kids are niave. He probably didn’t mean it in that way, the media is just sensationalising it.
Harrison says
Rape surly is a terrible crime no woman should ever experience. If the woman should become pregnant and the baby is aborted then there are two victims. The baby is an innocent bystander in all this. It is perceived to be a horrible reminder of what happened so we must get rid of it. The baby was conceived in a violent act so it must be evil, it couldn’t grow up to be a good person could it ? Capable of loving and being loved ? How do you explain to the child who its father is ? How can it all work for the good of mother and child ? These are all difficult questions I hope no woman ever faces. How do you get rid of an innocent baby ?
stella says
It’s not a baby yet, it’s a piece of meat. How do you eat an animal’s baby, he’s a life too? It’s 2000 years now that we haven’t got rid of religious rubbish. Abortion should be promoted, there’re too many people on this planet, the only concern being a woman’s health. By the way, the Bible says no one is innocent, since we’re all conceived in sin. If men don’t women to abort, they should put on bloody condoms. And why exactly ‘not to be born’ means being a victim? It’s right the opposite, they’re lucky not to come to this valley of tears. Doesn’t the bible say death means going to a better world? So wouldn’t we be doing babies a favour, sending them directly to Paradise without stopping over in Purgatory? To be a product of rape is to be a victim.
These religious idiots haven’t even read the book properly, let alone understood it.
Justin is right, everything happens for a reason, so do abortions.
Robyn says
Keep forgetting you can’t “like” on here a la Facebook. But I love, LOVE this comment.
Allison says
“Everything happens for a reason” , seriously? So he means that there is a reason to rape a woman, or that it was supposed to happen?
“I guess I haven
NX says
i believe that even if a women was raped (SP) she still shouldnt abort the baby..i’m not saying that it was ‘destiny’ or ‘fate’ but at least let the baby have a chance in life..you don’t know how he/she is tell you see him/her….it wouldnt be fair to kill a child like if he/she never existed….its just not right…i understand that some people have gone through this and it will ruin a womens life, but just because your lifes ruin does not mean you have the right to destroy an innocent child…it doesn’t matter if he/she grows up to become an rappist or murderer or a pedophile, its either how they were raised or something made them do it….its a child for heavens sake…just think…what if you were that baby….what if you were to die without a say or anything to stop you…you guys could hate on me all you want but i stand by justin…(not really but) and its not because i’m a fan but its because thats what i believe in…i would’ve had more aunts or uncles if my grandmother did not abort them…so yes i’m an anti abortion person and thats what i believe….YOU COULD HATE ME FOR MY BELIEF BUT YOU WILL NEVER CHANGE MY MIND..
Rezzy says
Justin is the product of rape – look it up, it’s true.
Rezzy says
Your DNA was created immediately after conception in a process called Meitosis I – hardly a piece of meat as the scientific community uses DNA as PROOF OF LIFE – or that life existed. DNA = the entire blueprint of you – how tall you are, your complexion, the color of your eyes – all of your unique characteristics that make you unique – all created during Meitosis I, immediately after conception. Take religion and politics out of the equation – your left with scientific facts.
Pam says
What’s a rappist? A rapist rapper?