Ooooh! Squeeeeee! Justin Bieber is on the cover of the new Rolling Stone magazine! How wonderful! His little head has spiked-up hair and he’s wearing a little leather jacket! He’s sooo dreamy isn’t he?
Wait! What’s this? He’s got views on stuff! That’s just great! What wholesome thing is he saying now?
Well, he’s been talking about waiting for the person you love before he’s willing to unzip the fly of his elasticated jeans and proceed in having awkward sex. Isn’t that nice? Wait. Hang on. WHAT IN THE SAM CRAP IS THIS ABOUT HIM HATING ABORTION SO MUCH THAT HE DOESN’T THINK RAPED WOMEN SHOULD BE ALLOWED THEM?!
The popster, who is apparently sticking his malformed little foetus hands up Selena Gomez’s training bra, reveals he believes in waiting for love before having sex.
“I don’t think you should have sex with anyon…”
We’ve cut that quote short because absolutely no-one cares about his views on waiting for sex.
WE WANT THE ABORTION STUFF, RIGHT?
Stupid Justin Bieber says:
“I really don’t believe in abortion. It’s like killing a baby.”
Yeah smart-arse – what about babies that are a product of rape?
“Um. Well, I think that’s really sad, but everything happens for a reason. I guess I haven’t been in that position, so I wouldn’t be able to judge that.”
Everything happens for a reason. Thank the stars that Bieber is on-hand to tell the women of the world that they got raped because of fate or divine intervention from a cruel, unforgiving God.
Fucking splendid that.
Bieber’s issue of Rolling Stone hits the racks in a couple of days, prompting us all to think of a world when Justin Bieber may have been aborted.
Just so we can pass the buck elsewhere, legally speaking, we got this news from roughly 6000 articles that have appeared online about this, including this one.