All anyone wants for Jennifer Aniston is happiness – a quiet, private happiness that makes her so happy she stops making films.
And, fingers crossed, she might have just stumbled onto it. It’s been reported that Jennifer Aniston may have found love with squidge-faced bluesman John Mayer after the pair of them were both seen eating in a restaurant with ‘their heads close together.’ Sounds like love to us.
If it’s true it’s nice to see that Jennifer Aniston has successfully moved on from Brad Pitt once and for all, and has learnt her lesson about getting into relationships with tedious-looking prettyboys by getting into a relationship with a… oh. Never mind.
Hey, remember when Jennifer Aniston was married to Brad Pitt, perhaps the most desired man on the planet? And remember when Jennifer Aniston found love with Vince Vaughn who, while not fitting the conventional parameters of attractiveness, was still one of the most popular movie stars on the planet at the time?
You do? Well, let’s hope that Jennifer Aniston doesn’t remember any of that, because now she might have got herself involved with one of Jessica Simpson‘s cast-offs, and that’s quite a depressing drop in quality.
Jennifer Aniston is currently in Miami filming Marley & Me, a film about a dog who stops Owen Wilson from committing suicide or something. Anyway, although there were murmurings of an Aniston/ Wilson romance, hopes were dashed when Owen Wilson got back together with Kate Hudson.
That left two options open to Jennifer Aniston – either start banging on about Brad Pitt again, which might be starting to get a bit old, or hook up with the first pretty-haired troubadour who crosses her path, even if he does have a history of boning whichever female celebrity happens to be nearest.
Which we assume is why Jennifer Aniston was seen eating dinner with John Mayer recently. Well, we say ‘seen’. It’s more accurate to suggest that the restaurant owner basically just stood outside his front and yelled “Hey, Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer just ate in here! They’re totally doing it!” through a loudhailer, as People reports:
When it came to lunch, “I was happy to accommodate them,” says Charles Bell, general manager of Michael’s Genuine Food & Drink in the Miami Design District, which opened its doors for the pair early at 3:30 p.m. for the 90-minute meal… The same also seemed to be true later in the day, when the two were seen at Casa Tua on South Beach. When they returned to her hotel, they were observed holding hands. “We are very discreet here,” the manager of Casa Tua told PEOPLE after the two had departed. “That is why we have celebrity guests.”
It’s early days for Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer yet – they’re still at the stage where restaurant owners can still cash in over the fact that they’ve eaten at their establishment – but things might just work out fine for them both. For a start, John Mayer isn’t starring in a film with Jennifer Aniston, so that’ll fend off accusations that their relationship is a marketing ploy. And also he’s not nearly as handsome as Brad Pitt, so that bitch Angelina Jolie is less likely to steal him away.
And if things go really well, then maybe Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer will even have babies. If that’s the case then we can be certain that the Aniston/Mayer baby will have beautiful hair. And it’ll also be boring, a bit whiny and ridiculously annoying, but the hair will make up for that.
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staged says
vince was in Miami too over the weekend. it is all staged.