Jennifer Aniston & Owen Wilson: A Match Made In, Um, Somewhere

By Stuart Heritage on Wednesday, March 12, 2008 at 6:00pm5 Comments


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Jennifer Aniston Owen Wilson Couple Movie Marley And MeChristopher Walken, start running now – it turns out that Jennifer Aniston wants to jump the bones of anyone who starred in Wedding Crashers.

Not content with forging a relationship with Vince Vaughn that lasted almost the exact length of time of The Break-Up's promotional cycle, Jennifer Aniston is now reportedly getting smoochy with Owen Wilson.

Yes, it would appear that Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson are an item. Wow, a suicidal depressive and a woman who give off all signs of not being over the distant collapse of her marriage. Those cosy nights in together must be just scintillating.

It's been seven months since Owen Wilson attempted suicide, and common consensus says that he should take it easy while he's in his current fragile emotional state. Anything too traumatic could trigger a relapse, which is the last thing that anyone wants.

But Owen Wilson doesn't care about anything like that – he wants to look fear in the eye. Which is just as well, because he's currently filming the most traumatic project of his life – a romantic comedy. A romantic comedy about a dog who brings a warring couple together. A romantic comedy about a dog who brings a warring couple together that – gulp – co-stars Jennifer Aniston. And, face it, that's enough to send most people to the quivering brink of suicide.

However, there's apparently been an interesting development on the set of this movie, entitled Marley And Me. Rumour has it that Owen Wilson and Jennifer Aniston might just be getting it on. M&C reports:

According to Star, Owen Wilson has been seen "canoodling" Jennifer Aniston in Miami, where they're currently playing husband and wife on the set of the upcoming film based on the best-selling book centered on a dog. "The hugging didn't end when the cameras stopped rolling," one crew member tells Star. "They were very flirty together, far more than you would expect. In between takes they were hanging onto each other. They are very friendly." Star also claims the two bonded before the film began production, "they were speaking regularly by phone and Jen sent Owen some of her favorite books, including The Power of Now," writes Star.

Does this sound familiar to anyone yet? It's almost like the time when Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn got all smoochy on the set of The Break-Up. And if that relationship was any indication, then Jennifer Anison and Owen Wilson can look forward to getting swarmed by marriage rumours by the middle of the summer that they'll coyly bat away until their movie is released on DVD, at which point they'll split up.

Oh, and also if that last relationship was also any indication, then Marley And Me is going to be a fat bucket of shit.

But hey, whether there's a genuine relationship blossoming between Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson or whether this is merely gossip – or even a deliberate PR exercise for the movie – at least it's safe to say that both Jennifer and Owen are getting something genuine that they honestly need from it.

Owen Wilson is getting affection and companionship, two things he almost certainly thought he was missing last August when he suddenly and shockingly slashed his wrists, which will help him on his continuing rehabilitation.

And as for Jennifer Aniston, well this is another way for her to prove to Angelina Jolie that she's not the only one who can shag people who she's filming with. Yeah that's right Angelina – suck it, you ho-skank!

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Owen Wilson and Jennifer Aniston rumors fly in Miami - M&C 

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