Chris Brown, astonishingly, feels that somehow, he’s the victim in the whole ‘Rihanna got punched in the face by Chris Brown’ thing. That is why his new album is an acronym for ‘Forgiving All My Enemies’.
His current enemy seems to be a window of a TV studio (more on that here) after they reminded him of his ‘mishap’ with Rihanna’s eyesocket and his bony knuckles.
And so, in a bid to show that he has grown up since all that, he decided to forget about squaring up to a woman interviewer and go and have some fun with… uh… some scantily clad gyrating ladies.
It is bizarre that Chris Brown – a man yet to make a decent record and someone who is actually willing to work with Justin Bieber – remains so steadfastly unapologetic about beating his spouse up.
While most people would check their behaviour and try to not come across like a misogynistic prick, Brown promptly went about grinding with a troupe of near nude woman with his shirt off in an attempt to promote his dreadful new LP (if you want to see the pictures, the Daily Mail has them here – complain all you want about the source, but the likes of you keep them in traffic via twitter outrage anyway) .
This of course, is all very upsetting for his mother Joyce who must be wondering what she failed to do while bringing him up as a child.
A source says:
‘Joyce spoke with Chris immediately after he left the studio in midtown. She was very, very upset with him. Joyce isn’t only his mother, but his manager as well.’
That means she can think he’s a tool in both an emotional and professional manner.
Naturally, just because someone is an idiot, it doesn’t mean that they don’t attract other idiots as, yesterday, F.A.M.E. went to number one on the iTunes chart.
Brown isn’t the first celebrity to find success after slapping his partner around, but all that means is that people are still idiots for backing someone who refuses to show remorse for wilful acts of violence.
We may as well talk to ourselves.
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vmc says
serously he’s already apologizd for his mistake and to rihanna and thats what matters, what we can take out of this is to take caution before considering him boyfriend material. It’s not like he isnt trying but he paid his time and there really is no reason for people to keep bringing it up shit gets old!