You know that Jennifer Aniston? She’s an actress you know – she gets paid to make films and television shows. We’re reminding you in case you thought Aniston’s primary occupation was whining about Brad Pitt.
Because even though she tries to disguise it by making bad movies like Derailed and getting mistaken for a man by a big magazine, roughly 96% of what comes out of the mouth of Jennifer Aniston is about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. However, there are signs that Jennifer Aniston wants to move on with her life and talk about other things. Do we know this because she’s chosen to keep a dignified silence about the events? No, we know it because she’s done a massive interview where she’s been banging on and on and on about it.
Since Brad Pitt left her to shack up with (and knock up) Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Aniston (DVDs) has tried many things to ease her mind. She’s shouted at the sea, she’s thrown pity parties, she’s lounged around topless, been called a man by GQ and thrown a homeless man in prison, to name but a few.
Not even falling in love with drunk but not illegally drunk
actor Vince Vaughn has taken Jennifer Aniston’s mind off the Brad Pitt
situation. It’s been 14 months since Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt
broke up, and yet any time Aniston goes near a tape recorder, that
seems to be all she ever talks about. Guess what? Jennifer Aniston has
done an interview with Vogue magazine. And guess what she talks about? That’s right:
"I’m so tired of being part of this sick, twisted Bermuda Triangle … Don’t make me your victim … It makes my skin crawl."
That’s
right. Jennifer Aniston’s mission to preserve every single ambient
thought pulsing through her brain at any point in time across a number
of publications continues. Today the subject on Aniston’s mind seems to
be bitterness and anger. As well as the whole Bermuda Triangle thing,
Jennifer Aniston also took the time to swipe at Brad in the Vogue
interview by bragging about Vince Vaughn:
"First and foremost, he’s a really good, loyal friend. Fiercely loyal."
Still, at least there’s one person in the world who Jennifer Aniston hasn’t annoyed with her incessant complaining. It’s Michael Douglas, who – in an interview with GQ magazine – responds to year-old news like a confused elderly nursing home resident fumbling around trying to find the reading glasses perched on top of his head:
"I don’t know about Brad Pitt, leaving that beautiful woman (Aniston) to go hold orphans for Angelina … I mean how long is that going to last? And don’t
ask me what happened with Renée Zellweger (and husband Kenny Chesney).
I don’t know how you get married for four months."
Don’t ask you? We’re not sure that anyone actually did, Michael.
Read more:
Jen Sick Of Brangelina Triangle – Sky
Douglas attacks Hollywood marriages – This Is London
[story by Stuart Heritage]
helen says
i just read the whole article and the interview was not based on her divorce go asnd read and other articles and make your conclusions ie hollywood rag gives yu the connecton to the article
FATI says
TIME to go back to the unknown ex mrs Pitt
don’t care and like she said : no poor you, you made so much money ‘s interviews in the back of Brad ;
just LEAVE AWAY AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH if you want us to forget you!
and now about the fake UN messenger of peace: shame, shame ,shame;
i hope his title will be removed as soon as possible!
i’ve never seen a family bashed like Brad and Angie’s family!
because they are a family, and “the orphans things ” are humans beings and have a NAME;
go back to take your medecine : have you loose your memory?
YOU ARE NOT THE ONE TO GIVE ADVICE
FOR COUPLES AND FAMILY
take it in your mouth ,you and your poor woman ;
a lot of people are sick of you
you are both vomiting people;
sally says
The reason Miss Aniston talks about Pitt is because everyone keeps asking her about it…leave her alone. She did nothing wrong but trust a man who is not trust-worthy. She’s been very dignified through this whole thing, the press tries to dig up the dirt and keep it going, not her. I hope Brad Pitt returns to sanity soon and kicks that trash he is living with to to curb, takes his child from her and get his life together.
Janet says
OK–enough on this completely MEDIOCRE “actress”
NO ONE CARES—Jennifer Anniston is AVERAGE in every way…boring
boring boring
PLEASE move on to other topics
mick. says
Thanks for your unintelligible musings on the article ‘fatty’. It is you that has ‘loose’ your mind.
Willow says
Jennifer Aniston is nothing but a calculating b*tch who speaks out of both sides of her mouth. She wanted pity when she thought that it would translate into ticket sales. When the pity-game she played backfired and her last 2 movies bombed, she decided to change her tune and now sing, “I don’t want your pity.”
She can say “no commet” to any question asked of her including, those that pertain to her divorce but she CHOOSES to answer them. Why? To keep herself in the spotlight. Without Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Aniston is nothing. Her movies tank at the box office, even though she supposed to be America’s Sweetheart. America’s Sweetheart my ass. She more like America’s nightmare.
I have no respect for her or any person that supports her manipulative ways.
Jessie says
None of you know what the hell you are talking about. Not even these dumb people posting coomments. My GOD people, let the woman be. Brad and Angelina can go have the retarded llife that they want so bad. And Jennifer is not the one asking to be in the spotlight, she just gets sucked into it because of interviews and the public like yourselves that can’t get enough of this stupid junk.
FATI says
And Jennifer is not the one asking to be in the spotlight
are you sure?
i just see this dumb is getting attention coz she ‘s done ; she has nothing to say
just poor me comments
and let people live theirs lives ; they don’t need spotlight to be famous all over the world and not only in the Vanity Fair and QG shit
GO and SUPPORT her in her movies; coz they all bombed
Kim says
Please!!! Jessie who just posted says Jennifer gets “sucked in ” Hello!!! She’s in the spotlight! i’m soory but you don’t see Brad or Angelina talking about all this all the time like she does. They want to forget about it an move on. If she really wanted to she can too. Since she says she wants to. But since her movie career doesn’t seem to be taking off it just seems she needs people to not forget that she is still around… something I think people would do if she just quit yacking about her personal life and actually do just what she preaches and MOVE ON!
Alana says
No kidding! !! If she really wants to forget about it why does she keep taking about it??? She doesn’t have to say a word about it! She is a semi-actress who should stick to TV and stop taking taling about her personal life!!
London says
I am so sick of hearing about Jennifer Anniston. Who ever said I felt sorry for her to start with. I never thought she was a victim, she is just a cold, calculating, manipulative bitter woman who is yet to realize that her she is a mediocre talent. If she is sick of the triangle, then she should shut up already. She is the only one out of the three that cannot stop talking. You cannot blame the media, they will not force you to talk if you are not willing.
I never thought I’d say this, but now I know why Brad dumped her whiny ass, she must be tiresome. Poor Vince Vaughn.
sally says
Micheal Douglas, what the hell, who is he too talk, the man has been divorced twice and has kids out the ying yang by both and then he moves on th CZJ who is half his age, and has kids with her, he looks like their grandfather. He should be the last one to shoot his mouth off and i hope brad has a comment for him, but not likely Brad just keeps his mouth shut and does his thing ans jennifer aniston should be doing and i agree she has made it too the top by riding on the back of Brad Pitt.
Debbie Nap says
Jennifer Aniston is a class act. You are totally misinformed. Please leave this woman alone.
Faith says
Jennifer Aniston is a sorry excuse for a woman. It is shameful to watch a 37 year old not take any responsibility for the demise of her marriage. She surrounds herself with people who are not brave enough to tell her the truth -that she is selfish, cruel and a spoiled brat.
She is not a victim, never was but she wants her fans to treat her like one. She wants to be known as the next Debbie Reynolds. Well, let me tell you that Debbie Reynolds has more class and dignity in her little finger than Aniston has in her entire body.
Now she blames the media for “not moving on.” She doesn’t want to move on. She makes a calculated effort to keep feeding the fire. If Aniston did move on, then she would have to rely solely on her talent, which is limited at best. Instead she rides the coattails of Brad Pitt and Angelina.
Jennifer Aniston is pathetic and I’m glad to see that more and more people are beginning to realize it.
vaness says
Sally,
I have to agree with you. I think Micheal Douglas should look at himself in the mirror before he making comments about other people. I never like his movie. I don’t like the fact that he’s talking shit about orphange. Basterd
likethatmatters says
Yes, Jennier blew it this time I am afraid by feeding the mouth of the dragons and fueling the fire that seemed to be smoldering and dyeing out. I don’t understand why she did this interview and answered any questions that related to her personal life or it’s history. Why hasn’t anybody in this industry given her any real solid advice? Nobody in her camp has given her any direction in the PR department which leads me to wonder about a lot of things. SO here we go again…. looped dee doo….everyone up in arms, spewing the spoiled juice and the whole boring, worn out , oversaturated, divorce fight rears its ugly head again.
IMO, this time JA has the missing sensitivity chip. Not only to herself, but to her fans who supported her. She was the one who really shared her grief and loss with the world and we all grieved along side her as we remembered mutual feelings of loss, hate , betrayal and sadness. We too experienced it when we split from someone we loved. It ignited so much in us no matter which part of the triangle we were. Even when it was amicable and without all the drama so many people desired to see and have come to learn to expect in a violent and distorted world…. but didn’t. Instead their personal lives became our spring board, our personal soap opera & we could tune into it everyday and add our own little script.
In her own odd way, I think JA is trying out one side of her mouth, defend the triangle that has blown up into a BERMUDA TRIANGLE tabloid freak show. Herself, VV, Brad, Angie, the kids are all part of the the triangle. She still sees them as real people, because that is what they are for her. Not us. But for her yes. It’s just so unfortunate that she relates this circus, she has helped immensely to create, by continuing to publicly share her feelings (which she said she wasn’t going to do btw) and defends the Jolie -Pitts against her real fans and supporters who come to these blogs, buy the magazines, and go to the movies.
Yes……much of this triad of misgiving and heartless bashing is tabloid mayhem and I can stretch it and see , and even understand to what and from where she is attempting to acknowledge the public fallout and aftermath of a public divorce, from her well established and well liked actor husband , a beautiful award winning AJ who to me now was at the right place at the right time , and her very talented and very funny boyfriend VV…referring to the medias coverage as a Bermuda triangle that makes her skin crawl… .. But isn’t it the same media she had invited in to her home and heart ? Just blantantly hypocritical and two faced. Sorry Jen , I hold you and your publicists responsible.Jen & camp are all well aware of the game, they know the kind of public frenzy it has created over the last year, and how everyday people’s passionate views on relationships and all it’s multifaceted and complicated issues of it have played out in the public for their wallets. Hmmmm.
SO by speaking on it, all these “real” people she defends are also being and have been targeted for the public to continue to play out their own issues, fantasies and discuss, converse and debate. This is healthy to a point. It is America the free. Free forums OK. But when does it just become irresponsible journalism to the fans ? Continuing the broo haha of a volcanic tabloid eruption again is just another JA payday at our expense.
lol says
Why do you people seem to have such STRONG opinions about some lady you don’t even know???
Mabes says
GET OFF HER BACK!! BRAD PITT AND ANGELINA JOLIE DESERVE EACH OTHER!! THEY ARE BOTH SLEAZY, CREEPY AND BIZZARE. JENNIFER IS SO MUCH BETTER OFF WITHOUT THAT A**HOLE IN HER LIFE!!! NO TALENT IN KNOCKING UP A SLUT!!
Tiny Dancer says
If Jennifer A. wants to have an example of dignified–Nicole Kidman would be a good example. The media frenzy was just as bad, but she remained cool, didn’t pose and give an interview to everyone and their mother, brother and sister (i.e. every rag out there). If Jennifer would shut up and just get on with her life, I bet she would find herself ignored…but oh wait, she certainly doesn’t want that to happen.
Debbie Robbins says
Shame on Michael Douglas!! What a very sad excuse for a man to make such an ugly comment about Brad and Anjolie’s babies.Who the hell is he??????
Lets get over this Brad and Jen thing.Its NOT Brad and Jen!!!! It is Brad and Anjolie.Get over it and let them live in Peace!!
The words”jennifer Aniston” are getting VERY BORING!!!
sally says
I don’t really care whether ja is sick to death about this triangle thing, she brought it on all by herself, should have kept her shit to herself, she sure as hell was looking for pity. But that is not really the point iam trying to make here. MD had no business slamming AJ/BP children, that is never done celebrity or not that is in really poor taste and should recieve some backlash with his comments, also Maddox and Zahara are not orphans they have been adopted and have a loving family, therefore are no longer orphans living in an orphanage. I would kick some ass if someone made comments regarding my children.
LLM says
Leave her alone. This whole thing is getting out of hand. You bunch of big bullies.
Kunjane says
Someone ought to tell this silly female the immutable fact:
Happyt Partners Do Not Stray.
Now Jen, go do the damn dishes and shuudap.
janis says
Jennifer Aniston? ZZZZZzzzzzZZ
ZZZ zzzzzzzzzzzzzz boring!
Again says
She’s just getting ready for her coming out in two months…she’s got keep her name out there so we can go see “the breakup” because she’s talking about her breakup.
How many of you want to bet the Vince will call it off after the movie hits the theatre? I foresee…two weeks
Rad says
To move on is to talk about something else in an interview. Read the interview and she is still DWELLING upon the past . Come on, she is almost 40 years old. What has she done in her life besides tanning, snipping split ends, dieting, dressing up, smoking pot, chain smoking and dry humping her adopted FIERCELY loyal pet dog Vince ?
She is so uninteresting on her own and need to constantly bring back her status as ex mrs pitt to be in the limelight. face it, people are not interested in her as Jen Aniston , they are only interested because she was a form pitt.
nmesis says
I have not read the Vogue article yet, but it strikes me that a lot of BAMZ fans are interpreting the word “orphans” to mean Maddox and Zahara in particular in which case the commment is cruel in its inaccuracy as they are no longer orphans. M.D. may have meant the unfortunate orphans Brangelina meets and photographs with in devastated areas. I too question how long that will last once B.P. has married A.J.
Lee says
Gosh, people. Jennifer Aniston is a bit immature. Yeah, she keeps stirring up the fire when it has already died down. But, who says getting divorced is easy? She needs some sympathy. Nicole Kidman was a better example. But her ex didn’t get another woman pregnant within a year of their divorce. A.J. has some good qualities with the UN work, but that chick is fake. I’ve seen before and after pictures and she has had cheek implants, a nose job and a lip job. It’s easy to be nice (like Angelina) when you always get your way. Brad Pitt did not handle this very well, either. He shouldn’t have paid a photog to take his picture with Angelina in Africa. He’s not all innocent.
panther says
Family prevails, an obviously loving family is evident in the pitt/jolie family. Jen A missed the boat, refusing a family for her own selfish career. Some people are meant to give, some to take. I think Brad found his soul mate and they give together. What could be better than sharing their lives with these lovely deserving children. Jen A was probably worried about getting fat, out of shape and/or taking care of someone else and putting them first. She is far too selfish. Good luck to the beautiful Pitt/Jolie family.How lucky they all are.
Claire says
Well, what I only want to say is I feel Jennifer tried too hard and talked too much.
Easy, girl, try to find your peace.
Rae says
Why won’t she just go away already?
I am sick and tired of this woman whining!
Aside from her juicy break-up, this woman has got nothing to offer Hollywood.
Everyone is finally beginning to see that she’s milkin her divorce to the last drop to get attention.
Just go away already, pleeeaaseee!
Jade says
Can’t this woman disappear already, she is filling up valuable print space with her bland, self centered personality. Has vogue run out of interesting and better looking actresses or supermodel to run on their front cover? Please even Mario Testino make aniston look good, worthy of Vogue.
jk says
for 7 years together, jen never produce a child. she never tried ! she never quit smoking to try to conceive.
as for michael douglas, that reformed womanizer, jut because you said “….to leave that beautiful aniston…” , just because one’s beautiful, is not enough to hang on to a marriage. michael douglas, you old fool !!
lilly says
FAITH,you said it all maniston is a cruel evilthing!But karma always comes back!”And she really can`t ACT”.
Diva says
Mike Douglas saying “BP was a fool for leaving his ‘beautiful’ wife to go hold orphans……..how long is that going to last?”
Is Michael for real???
Dozens of white children are adopted by celebrities every year. Ex. Calista Flockart adopted an American child & her boyfriend is Harrison Ford who also left his wife after years of marriage. Is it because the beautiful Angelina adopted on her own a Cambodian child and an African little girl? Why did MD call them Orphans? They have parents now. Orphans are kids who don’t have legal Guardians. Michael is disgusting for making such a comment. He’s such a fool!! Old & Senile!
Not to mention Mike is married to the stunning Catherine Zeta-Jones who is thirty years younger then him? HOW LONG IS THAT GOING TO LAST? I give it another year or two at the most. He’s in his sixties. Only a matter of time before CZJ wakes up & realizes her life is passing her by.
Jennifer Aniston needs to concentrate on her acting. REALLY!
She’s in big trouble if her next two movies don’t do well. Can ONE say ‘Friends 2’. Well if she doesn’t have a box office success soon…. she’ll be back on TV by the end of the year.
Well I think Angelina is just awesome.
Not only is she amazingly beautiful on the outside but also seems to be just as beautiful & caring on the inside. To dedicate herself to UN work, adopt foreign NOT American kids and to stick by her man Brad Pitt through this media-triangle circus is a class act. Not to mention she is about to give birth to Brad’s child. I applaud her.
We could all learn a thing or two!
Yeah I feel for Jen. But she had 7 years with the guy. All he wanted was KIDS. Jen take note: Men like Brad Pitt don’t come around often –
meaning, supportive men who don’t cheat & want kids with you. Ok so last year Brad slipped & fell into the infidelity members group. In this case I can’t blame him. Angelina or no other woman could steal Brad away if he didn’t want to leave.
Men & Women leave relationships simply because they want too! No one holds a gun to anyone’s head & forces them away.
Good luck Brad & Angelina.
But I do agree with the question,
I don’t know these people so why in the hell should I care?
Let’s take a lesson on how not to end a relationship from these guys & go live our own lives.
eli says
To lee’s comments:
Only Jennifer’s fans think Angie’s looks is fake. Hahahah
rosie says
micheal Doglas your comment is very negative, if you dont have anything positive to say about others just dont say anything. Your comment about Brad holding orphant hand was very racially inclined. You seem to be a man who is a red neck, people like you only have money no substance. Hey, by the way did your dad take any with him when he died. This goes to show that having money dosent make you a better person what is more important is the good you do for others and that is what Angelina and Brad is doing. Hey people make mistakes that is life.
lola says
Why do all you losers have so much love for pitt and jolie and hate for aniston.Are camp jolie pitt good pals of yours?Do you know them?Aniston can say what ever she wants whenever she wants and does not need your fucking permission.so go on with your life stop relating and supporting two people who who dont give a shit about you.oh yeah I dont give a shit how many third world kids she adopts it seems she is doing it to prove some point.oh look at me Im so interested in differt cultures learning from there cultures,she is an idiot what the hell can you learn from a baby they are all the same.And you dont have to travel the globe to find orphans,how many crack baby orphans do we have in the states.
Lilah says
Jen is annoying and Vince is fat.
chris leung says
Don’t you people have anything better to do than berate these stars. Oh what am I doing reading these columns.
Yeah, I gotta hand it to MD for making such a comment holding orphans. He’s a class act himself having screwed around and he’s a self professed sex maniac who’s excuse was that he never said he was a saint. Hmmm… I am too but I think I can come up with a better line than that for the media. Hey we all do what we do and if BP and AJ wants to spawn some kids who are we to deny what the heart wants. Since BP and JA don’t have kids it makes the divorce easier since theres no innocent party. And AJ is supposed to be a nice person with a big heart. Dunno about JA so wont comment either way and lets face it any divorce is hard whether your a celebrity or not. I actually think women feel the pain a little more, in general.
Vince is ok. don’t like his movies but he’s ok though I think JA can do better. I think BP and AJ will be together for at least 10plus years once the kid is born IMHO
Lee says
To Eli’s Comments:
I didn’t say she LOOKED fake, I said that she was fake. I have proof she has had plastic surgery.
http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/angelina_jolie.htm
So has most of the rest of Hollywood- including Brad Pitt. Just Angelina has had a little more.
Rex Strother says
This whole damn thing would resolve itself if Jolie would just shack up with Aniston, a la Heche, and Pitt could slough off to Beyonce or Carrie Underwood or …
Really? Are we really discussing which multi-million dollar celebrity screen star is the more pathetic or more esteemed?
It all comes to a crashing dull bore when you realize they’re celebrities; they stand in front of cameras FOR A LIVING. They get interviewed FOR A LIVING. They speak lines written by others FOR A LIVING. They look pretty FOR A LIVING. They don’t care whether you like ’em, love ’em, lust ’em or lube ’em.
Snap out of it, folks – there’s a war on! Hahahaha
noel says
I REALLY FEEL THAT JENNIFER ANISTON’S HEART WAS BROKEN WHEN BRAD LEFT HER FOR ANGELINA JOLIE,,I AM SURE THAT TALKING ABOUT IT HAS HELPED HER…SHE IS A BEAUTIFUL CLASSY LADY,,,,,AND HAS HANDLED BRAD’S AND ANGELINA’S DISGUSTING BEHAVIOR WITH DIGNITY,,HOW OFTEN DID BRAD AND ANGELINA SAY THERE WAS NO ROMANCE AND YET SHE GOT PREGNANT WHEN BRAD AND JENNIFER WERE STILL MARRIED..GIVE JENNIFER A BREAK..AND PRAY THAT NO MAN OR WOMAN DOES THAT TO YOU,,THANK YOU FOR LISTENING…NOEL
malibumom says
I like all of them. I think JA is a good actress for TV not The Big Screen-I think BP and AJ are good for the bog Screen Not TV-One thing I do know-they are human and they do have feelings-I hope they can come to a place in their life where they have inner peace-no amount of money can give you that-JA should have taken a lesson from Jackie Kennedy-She was the epitome of class-Most of America knows that President Kennedy was not the best husband in the world but to me he was the best President we’ve ever had-Even when Marilyn Monroe sang Happy birthday to him it was evident there was something going on-Mrs. Kennedy ignored this and took everything that she was aware of that her husband did TO HER GRAVE! She would NEVER divorce him-I don’t believe it is appropriate to date or marry in such a short time after a divorce-you need time to re-group and find yourself again because marriage takes a lot out of you-Nevertheless, I bet all three have shed their share of tears whether tears of sadness or joy-I hope God blesses them and directs them because it is obvious that they, just like I am at times, are just a little lost-
Lin says
This is for Lee. Angelina Jolie has NOT had plastic surgery, I don’t care what kind of FAKE pictures are pasted on that web site. Look at pictures taken of her when she was 12. She has EXACTLY the SAME features as she does now. Take your jealousy and untruths and put them where they belong. Shame on you.
JEN says
BRAD LEFT JENIFER ???? WHAT CAUSE??? ONLY JEN KNOW. DON’T BLAME ANGIE. HATERS.
jordan pasiack says
shut up jennifer before you fall in depression
linsa says
hmmm..looks like Brad is a hell of a lot happier now doesnt he?! WAY TO GO BRAD AND ANGIE!
SR says
That’s a really mean thing to say.
As you don’t know the entire situation, I suggest you keep your opinions on her to yourself.
Plus you must be an excellent person to be judging her like that.
Don’t throw stones if you’re not perfect yourself…
SR says
If you people don’t like Jennifer Aniston why are you leaving comments on an article about her? Why did you bother to read the article in the first place?
Also, why do you hate her so much? It’s none of your business what she does or say, why do you care so much? Get a life!
I don’t particularly like her myself but I don’t see why I should be so critical of her when I’m not perfect myself, what right do you think you people have to judge?
If you don’t want to her her talk about Brad Pitt then don’t listen to her when she’s talking and don’t read articles about her, simple.
So shut up and got and do something worthwhile winstead of whining and complaining you losers!