You know that Jennifer Aniston? She’s an actress you know – she gets paid to make films and television shows. We’re reminding you in case you thought Aniston’s primary occupation was whining about Brad Pitt.
Because even though she tries to disguise it by making bad movies like Derailed and getting mistaken for a man by a big magazine, roughly 96% of what comes out of the mouth of Jennifer Aniston is about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. However, there are signs that Jennifer Aniston wants to move on with her life and talk about other things. Do we know this because she’s chosen to keep a dignified silence about the events? No, we know it because she’s done a massive interview where she’s been banging on and on and on about it.
Since Brad Pitt left her to shack up with (and knock up) Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Aniston (DVDs) has tried many things to ease her mind. She’s shouted at the sea, she’s thrown pity parties, she’s lounged around topless, been called a man by GQ and thrown a homeless man in prison, to name but a few.
Not even falling in love with drunk but not illegally drunk
actor Vince Vaughn has taken Jennifer Aniston’s mind off the Brad Pitt
situation. It’s been 14 months since Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt
broke up, and yet any time Aniston goes near a tape recorder, that
seems to be all she ever talks about. Guess what? Jennifer Aniston has
done an interview with Vogue magazine. And guess what she talks about? That’s right:
"I’m so tired of being part of this sick, twisted Bermuda Triangle … Don’t make me your victim … It makes my skin crawl."
right. Jennifer Aniston’s mission to preserve every single ambient
thought pulsing through her brain at any point in time across a number
of publications continues. Today the subject on Aniston’s mind seems to
be bitterness and anger. As well as the whole Bermuda Triangle thing,
Jennifer Aniston also took the time to swipe at Brad in the Vogue
interview by bragging about Vince Vaughn:
"First and foremost, he’s a really good, loyal friend. Fiercely loyal."
Still, at least there’s one person in the world who Jennifer Aniston hasn’t annoyed with her incessant complaining. It’s Michael Douglas, who – in an interview with GQ magazine – responds to year-old news like a confused elderly nursing home resident fumbling around trying to find the reading glasses perched on top of his head:
"I don’t know about Brad Pitt, leaving that beautiful woman (Aniston) to go hold orphans for Angelina … I mean how long is that going to last? And don’t
ask me what happened with Renée Zellweger (and husband Kenny Chesney).
I don’t know how you get married for four months."
Don’t ask you? We’re not sure that anyone actually did, Michael.
[story by Stuart Heritage]