Poor old Zsa Zsa Gabor. She’s really not very well at all. She’s had one of her legs cut off and now, after a string of health problems, she’s back in hospital again with severe pneumonia symptoms, leaving her with water on her lungs.
We’d suggest that her family are distraught, but alas, her ninth husband – Prince Frederic von Anhalt – seems to be rather enjoying the attention.
Of course, he can be seen with his little eyes welling up during his many hospital visits, but that’s not stopped him from winking at Hulk Hogan’s ex-wife and noticing what a fine, working womb she has. Seriously.
Now, there’ll be some of you thinking that Hogan’s ex, Pamela Bach, is trying to have sexual relations with the marvellously named Prince Frederic von Anhalt… but you’re wrong.
See, while Zsa Zsa lies poorly after refusing a further amputation, leaving her a 50-50 chance of survival, Prince Fred dons the top hat and whips up a circus storm around her near-dead body. What a tremendous individual he is.
He said:
“We don’t expect her to get better. She will be in bed for the rest of her life.”
Everyone say ‘aw’, before saying ‘What the f-?’
Prince Frederic von Anhalt really wants to have a baby with Zsa Zsa, leaving the sick minded amongst you with an image not unlike the one in Kill Bill where Uma Thurman’s comatose body is ridden by dead-eyed hospital staff. However, this is where Ex-Mrs Hulk Hogan comes into the equation.
Fred wants to fulfil Zsa Zsa?s “dream” of them having a child, using his sperm with the egg and womb of a surrogate mother, who could well be Hogan?s ex-wife, Pamela Bach.
Frederic has said:
“It was always my wife’s dream for us to have a child, and even though we won’t be using any of her eggs, she would be thrilled to know I’m going through with this.
“I want her to see and hold the baby’s hand. She will be a mother again at 95!! It was her wish to have a boy.”
This has to be the weirdest cheating on someone ever.
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CatWhisperer says
I was honestly agog, agasped & genuinly revolted by this news.
I love that feeling first thing in the morning, better than coffee!
But seriously, can you imaging this kids life? And what is this guy a prince of? Or where or whatever, Or is he like MJ’s kids and thats just his awful name.
NYJ says
Hey genius: Pam Bach is Hasselhoff’s ex, not Hogan’s.
bill flynn says
Your headlines and story are so way off. Hasselhoff is the ex not Hulk Hogan you loser.
SewerUrchin says
Y0u’re right Bill Flynn, this woman’s ex is the important part of this story. Nothing to do with the fact that someone thinks it’s fine for a woman in her nineties who already has a metric fucktonne of health problems to have a kid.