Remember Zachary Quinto? He’s the baddie from Heroes. He’s the latest Spock from Star Trek: Generation X or whatever it was called. Well, there’s a chance you women have seen him and like his mountainous, rugged head.
Well he hates yours. He doesn’t like the sleek curves of a lady’s face. He is completely unaroused by your pouting buttocks.
That’s because Quinto likes angry members, hairy backs, chins like emery boards, toe-nails that look like Quavers and armpit hair. Yessir, Zachary Quinto is as gay as the day is long (24 hours gay, if you’re wondering). How do we know?
While promoting his upcoming flick, Margin Call (some thriller that looks at the financial meltdown of the entire universe), he casually threw the whole gay thing in the ring.
No. Not that kind of ring you disgusting fools.
Also looking at his turn in Angels in America, Zacho Quintary said that the Broadway role had made him realise how lucky he was to have been born in ’77. Basically, he was too late to have witnessed the deliriously awful AIDS crisis’ that occurred in the mid-’80s, when the play takes place.
He says:
“As a gay man, it made me feel like there’s still so much work to be done, and there’s still so many things that need to be looked at and addressed”
See? Casual as you like. He’s gay.
This of course, leaves the door wide open for ugly womenfolk to say “Why are all the best ones taken or gay?” Really, they’re not. It’s you. You’re the problem. All the ‘best ones’ keep running away from you.
And in completely non-hilarious news, is was the suicide of Jamey Rodemeyer that spurred Quinto on to post a message on his personal blog:
“In light of jamey’s death ? it became clear to me in an instant that living a gay life without publicly acknowledging it ? is simply not enough to make any significant contribution to the immense work that lies ahead on the road to complete equality”
There you go boob-havers and bullies. Zachary Quinto dry-heaves at the very thought of you.
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Sergei says
You’r assuming rather a lot about his taste in chaps you giant phobe.