You’ve seen Scrubs right? Of course you have. You can’t move for episodes of Scrubs. It’s bloody omnipotent. Like repeats of Friends, it feels like you could hurl a handful of your own fecal matter up into the air and, chances are, it would land or backsplat onto a channel showing yet another dose of the kooky kookfest that is stinkin’, insufferable Scrubs.
Good news for mewing, haters like us is that it looks like the show is more dead than Fearne Cotton’s eyes. How do we know? Well, it’s come from a very reliable source, namely, Zach Braff. Yes, the spunky goof-chop that plays JD in the comical surgical wound programme has announced that the show is over.
Braff (which sounds more like a nickname for puking rather than a proper surname) broke the news on his Facebook page. Yes! We know! It’s astonishing isn’t it? Zach Braff can find time to stop staring at his own genitals in the mirror to find time to actually learn how to read and write!Braff wrote:
“Many of you have asked, so here it is. It appears that ‘New Scrubs’, ‘Scrubs 2.0’, ‘Scrubs with new kids’, ‘Scrubbier’, ‘Scrubs without JD’ is no more. It was worth a try, but alas… it didn’t work. zb”
So, simpletons who watch the show can immediately start crying and wondering where their next laugh might come from (don’t worry, it’ll probably be repeated on E4 until time itself expires).
Not so fast chicken brains.
The show’s mastermind Bill Lawrence adds to all this:
“It hasn’t been canceled, we’re all just assuming it’s over.”
The people with the cheque book, ABC, are thus far not making any comment.
It is looking likely that the show will be cancelled but it’s believed that ABC are holding fire on any decision because they might need to run the show again if nothing else remotely decent comes along.
That said, this outcome is incredibly unlikely and that it would be something of a shock if Scrubs did return to screens.
Meanwhile, over at Twitter, Scrubs writers posted this after the possible series finale aired the night before:
“We’re going to close up this Twitter shortly, and pop back on if there’s news for the future…Whatever happens in the future, we’ll let you guys know. Thanks for watching & letting us have the best job in the world (after astronaut). ScrubsWriters out!”
Are you hoping it gets another chance? Are you frigging off to a picture of Zach Braff right now? Do you think Turk should grow his tasche back? Spew up your thinks in the comments.
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Horseface says
Unfortunately Scrubs ending means we’ll all be subjected to more pretentious arse-fluff like Garden State. We need Scrubs to keep Braff contained.
JustinT says
YAY! More reality TV for sure! Now we can have more people who use there vagina’s as clown cars to WORSHIP! THANK YOU LORD!