Initially, I was going to blog about Trump’s inauguration concert and actual inauguration yesterday, but then I remembered that this was a celebrity gossip site, and 3 Doors Down haven’t really been celebrities since 2003 and now that he’s president Donald is more of a “politician” now than a celebrity. Plus, like 15 people showed up to that stupid thing, so I honestly don’t even feel like it’s worth reporting on.
That being said, the Women’s Marches today that occurred all over the world were fucking huge! I’m talking hundreds and hundreds of thousands of people and celebrities out the wazoo, so let’s talk about that.
It is estimated that more than 1 million people in Los Angeles and Washington ALONE showed up to protest, and that’s not counting the protests in New York, Miami, Chicago, Ohio, and so on. While literally millions of people across the US came out to let Trump know that their pussies were not up for grabs, Women’s Marches were also being successfully held all over the world! London, Vancouver, Antarctica! Everywhere!
In fact, so many people showed up the thing had to be deemed a rally instead of a march because there were too many people to physically march on anything!
And just to do a little comparison, on Trump’s inauguration on Friday, it’s estimated that around 250,000 people showed up. The lowest turn out in over 50 years (Trump, of course, denies this).
This is yesterday at Trump’s inauguration:
This is the same spot today during the Women’s March on Washington:
And while Trump’s inauguration had his creepy kids and his lovely wife who I am #prayingfor (Barron wasn’t there because I assume Melania was afraid someone might attempt to assassinate Donald’s ass), Toby Keith, and 3 Doors Down, the Women’s March had all of these badasses (ugh, and Lena Dunham):
I know that Donald Trump will probably rag on the “Hollywood elite” for the popularity of this thing, but can we please all acknowledge that until he decided to run for president, he was in that Hollywood elite! He was a reality star, multi-billionaire with a golden fucking toilet. I know this because he did an episode of MTV Cribs! Also, Comedy Central aired the Donald Trump roast last night. You know who has Comedy Central roasts?! CELEBRITIES! Donald is legit just pissed because than Scott fucking Baio no one backed him. Are you really so naïve that you don’t think he’d be pro Hollywood if they’d supported him at all? He’s like a giant narcissistic toddler with a Twitter problem. I mean, he’s genuinely unwell.
I may not agree with Mike Pence or Paul Ryan because we have polar opposite beliefs, but I would never in a million years call anyone else in the Republican party mentally unstable or unwell. They’re just very conservative in their beliefs and unfortunately that can be very oppressive for a lot of people. Does that mean they’re evil? No. I think it’s just very hard to see the other side of things when you’ve been in a position of wealth and privilege for so long, you know? But last night when I was watching the roast of Donald Trump all I could think is that America now has a president who has a goddamn Comedy Central roast, and maybe Chelsea Handler was right.
Also, before you come at me for saying earlier that this is a celebrity gossip site so Trump’s inauguration doesn’t really count because it was just a bunch of nobodies, plus Bernie Sanders and the Obama’s, even though I have clearly in the past written about non-celebrity issues like Brock Turner, I would like to FULLY acknowledge my biases, admit I have them, and also point out, once again, that I’m a drinker, and what I do or do not write about is heavily influenced by how many glasses of wine I’ve had or how tired I am in the morning. So, for the love of GOD, take this shit with a grain of salt. Like, you do realize what website you’re on, right?
B says
Bunch of pissed off lesbians. Not relevant to the world. Move on.
Dawn W says
Single issue voters effing suck. These women are disgusting. Always crying about crap like PP and glass ceilings. Protesting and marching doesn’t make you powerful. I guess they all wanted Killary for president. So that tells you right there, they have to have the I.Q. of around 60. To want to elect a woman just for being a woman, even though she is a criminal and would get people killed for her own benefit. WE ARE POWERFUL…BUT WE DIDN’T SAY WE ARE SMART. Funny how they back a woman who victimized the women that BJ Bill molested and raped. Yup, pretty retarded.