Boob enthusiasts may want to take note of this article. Y’see, Lindsay Lohan appears to be getting her freckled bangers out in the fresh air while someone photographs them, so we can use them for our own nefarious purposes.
That’s right. Provided she doesn’t end up someone’s prison bitch any time soon, LiLo is doing a nude photoshoot for Playboy.
She’ll be getting nearly a million dollars for it, which means that each of her boobs is worth more than an entire you.
Hugh Hefner will be trying to forget about that painful, failed marriage and offering Lindsay lots of money to get ’em out for us.
Maybe she’ll use the money to get her teeth fixed?
According to sources, the shoot started over the weekend, which means that Linds must be juggling her morgue duties with getting naked. Hopefully, the shoot is taking place amongst the cadavers, just for interest of course.
Of course, we’ve all seen Lindsay Lohan’s busters before. She flopped them out in Robert Rodriguez’s Machete as well as posing boobful as icon Marilyn Monroe for New York magazine in 2008.
While this is all well and good, we much prefer the drug-taking, getting into fights in rehab, always drunk, jewel stealing Lohan that was constantly on our radar for all those years.
Better than nothing.
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Dave says
Mmmm-liking that–I hope there will be an appearance of her kitten.