We love the BAFTAS. They’re just like the Oscars, except they’re British and nobody famous ever turns up. Amazing.
However, one thing annoys us about the BAFTAs, and that’s the suspicion that they’re only voted for by elderly men who live alone, only wear smoking jackets and call everybody ‘darling’ all the time. But not this year.
This year you people get a chance to vote for the winner of one BAFTA award – the Orange Rising Star award. Why are we telling you this? It’s simple. Last year the winner of the Orange Rising Star award was Shia LaBeouf. Shia LaTittingBeouf. THIS MUST NOT HAPPEN AGAIN. Do you understand? We’re not even partially joking with you.
This year’s Orange Rising Star nominations have just been released, and it’s down to you to vote for the winner. But who are the nominations? Here you go…
THAT BELLEND FROM ROCKANDROLLA
THAT BELLEND FROM HUNGER
THAT BELLEND FROM ADULTHOOD
THE LOVELY, TALENTED, BEAUTIFUL AND EFFORTLESSLY WONDERFUL REBECCA HALL
THAT BELLEND FROM SUPERBAD
Ready to vote for Rebecca Hall, or any of the other Orange Rising Star award nominees whose names have temporarily escaped our mind? Good, then you can vote for the winner on the Orange website right now.
Apparently there’s also a prize draw where, if you vote, you stand a chance of winning tickets to next month’s BAFTAs. Since Rebecca Hall is almost certainly going to be there, that would make it the greatest evening of your life. So you know what to do.
snazzy says
whoa, what’s your prob with the dude? i happen to think objectively (unlike you) and happen to like Shia and his work in movies. so his lifestyle isn’t Hollywood glam but at least he’s an exceptional actor which of course is lacking these days.
Ease up off the dude! if you don’t like him cause he gets warranted awards and is getting recognition then don’t write about him at all, damn.
Helen says
Love Shia, dude. Deserved the award and I’d vote for him if he were on the ballot right now. Michael Cera’s got my vote this time even though Juno blows. Rebecca Hall’s not a great actress, and if you’re gonna say “Well, she’s hot”, she’s not even pretty enough to pretend she deserves this award on merit of her looks.
carmela says
Noel Clarke is an amazing actor, writer and producer. He totally deserves it.
carmela says
and a BAFTA
IQ of a raspberry says
Hello. I don’t understand the concept of your website as the name ‘HecklerSpray’ is a tad ambiguous but feel the need to bleat at everyone who dares to have an opinion that differs from my own. I love Shia and Noel and ponies and glitter and expect you to as well and, if you don’t, I demand that you remain silent. Must go – my first ever period is due.