Some of you mucky gits have been snorting with beastly lust while abasing your nether regions over photographs of Selena Gomez with no top on. You dirty, dirty pigs. Did you know that the picture isn’t even real?
You did but you don’t care, as it saves you from actually having to imagine what Selena Gomez would look like with no top on? Oh. We didn’t think of that.
The fact remains that you’re a filthy swine and that, as this snap is fake, Gomez is considering legal action while secretly enjoying the extra attention she’s getting at the moment. Not including the death-threats from mental Justin Bieber fans, of course.
This photo, which has appeared in various publications over the course of the week (uh-oh, you might be in trouble) appears to show Selena – WHO IS ABOUT 9 YEARS OLD – exposing her boobies. However, Gomez and her team are quick to point out that the whole thing is a big fat lie and in fact, a Photoshopped fake.
How could you ever think that such a sweet, innocent girl could do such a sordid and disgusting thing such as taking a picture of her own body?
According to TMZ.com (who else?) Gomez is “furious that her reputation is being sullied”, and is said to be considering legal action.
A spokesperson for the actress says:
“The alleged photo of Selena Gomez is absolutely not her,”
“Selena’s family is pursuing all available remedies to deal with the offender.”
In other, absolutely thrilling news, Selena has decided to take off her purity ring following a holiday with Justin Bieber who, incidentally, has a film coming out soon. We can only hope that Selena’s twitter account is safe from pranksters in the lead up to the film’s release. Obviously, we wouldn’t want her saying that Bieber is a douche all over again, would we?