Former G-Unit rapper Young Buck (pictured right) has pleaded not guilty on counts of gun possession in a Tennessee court. Unfortunately, 50 “Fifty” Cent’s former proteg? was left standing outside the court house for a full five hours as no-one in the court had any idea who he was.
You might be sitting there saying “well, I believe him”. Perhaps you’re a Justin Bieber fan and are sitting saying “I belieb him”.
At the risk of being in contempt of court in another country, the $300,000 in unpaid taxes that Young Buck is apparently too idiotic to skip the country for, should suggest that he might be just too stupid or too callous to think that having an illegal, unregistered pistol in his house might be frowned upon by the law.
Unfortunately, the judges, lawyers and jury were far too tired of waiting for someone who they were assured was a rapper to turn up in court that they had all decided to ignore pretty much anything he said. It was a real pity as his constant cries of “Don’t you know who I am?!” fell on nothing more than deaf ears, stifled yawns and irritated groans.
Using our inside track to the stars, we gave Half Dollar a ring to see if he could shed any light on the identity of Young Buck and his nefarious, gun-toting, tax-avoiding antics.
Unfortunately, due to an ongoing ‘beef’ with our editor Mof Gimmers, he refused to answer any questions and instead threatened to indict us for breaking the restraining order.
Young Buck has released a press statement which was picked up by… well… no-one which said something about being cheated out of money by suits. Perhaps he used the word ‘Jew’, perhaps he didn’t. Let’s face it- the guy’s so patently irrelevant (even in a world full of irrelevant celebrities) that neither you nor us actually care if he’s anti-Semitic or not.
What have we learned then?
Basically, we’ve learned that none of us know who Young Buck is and unless he’s actually shot someone through the face with a .40 calibre bullet and then stuffed the hole full of the notes that he stole from the government, you don’t care who he is. He’s probably been on Cribs. The prick.
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Ken says
How irrelevant can someone be, if you took the time to write a rather lengthy article on them? Granted Mr. Brown, a.k.a Young Buck is far from perfect, coming from the neighborhood he in fact is from, you would own a pistol too, legal or not.