The X Factor splits Britain into two camps. Those that despise it and those that don’t watch it. Those poor swine who don’t watch it can’t escape it. It’s everywhere, being rammed down your modem all the stinkin’ time.
Anyway, here’s an article about the X Factor. AND IT CONTAINS RACISM! HURRAY!
That’s right. The already hugely hated Kitty Brucknell – a lady with an ambition nearly as large as her forehead – is about to make everyone forget all about that Misha B bullying thing after she said something (well, allegedly) really racist to one of the boring berks from The Risk.
Even for die-hard X Factor fans, we don’t expect you to remember the individual members of The Risk. Suffice to say, we’re talking about Derry Mensah who the member with the darkest skin, the most generically handsome face and generally the one who Tulisa keeps making it clear she wants to have sex with.
Seriously. Have you noticed the great arcs of slug trail that erupts from between her legs when she talks to him. It’s vile.
Anyway, Derry is the one who has been involved in a row with Kitty and her Blackpool Christmas lights leotard. Yesterday, some papers reported that she’d gone and dropped the Nigger Bomb on him.
Appalling, eh?
Well, this appears to be untrue.
Derry has confirmed that there was an argument, when he asked Kitty to leave a practice room that he and fellow The Risk boyband members were due to use.
In short, the claim is that she was sleeping on a sofa, he asked her to move and…
?She snapped and went off on one and called me a black bastard.?
He added:
?She apologised afterwards. But we don't speak any more. It's bad because she goes around saying she used to be bullied and then she says stuff like that to me.?
Mensah told the X Factor bosses, they told her off and now she’s penned a letter of apology but he’s still refusing to speak to her in their shared house.
How marvellous. It’s just like the ’70s isn’t it? Can’t wait to see Kitty’s VOTE FOR ME face on Saturday.
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SteveGray says
I can`t wait for the day when an X-Factor contestant drop the white genocide-bomb:
Africa for the Africans,Asia for the Asians,white countries for EVERYBODY!
Everybody says there is this RACE problem. Everybody says this RACE problem will be solved when the third world pours into EVERY white country and ONLY into white countries.
The Netherlands and Belgium are just as crowded as Japan or Taiwan, but nobody says Japan or Taiwan will solve this RACE problem by bringing in millions of third worlders and quote assimilating unquote with them.
Everybody says the final solution to this RACE problem is for EVERY white country and ONLY white countries to
Hecklerspray says
Yes, readers. Someone did actually say this.
On an X Factor article.
Yeah, we know.
Gordon says
Wow. Did your mum remarry a black dude?
Arsed of Tumbridge etc says
Are you this Steve Gray? http://stevegrayministries.com/
Perhaps he was beaten in a RACE by people faster than him. Black and asian people.