As much as we're legally obliged to love X Factor and get up real close to the TV screen when X Factor is on and laugh at all the bad idiots and kiss Sharon Osbourne on the mouth when she's not looking, we do have some X Factor-related reservations.
Mainly, we can't help that noticing that X Factor is becoming a bit of a soap opera. Last year we thought we'd seen the worst of it when Louis Walsh flounced off like a nancy, but this year looks just as bad, as you'll see tomorrow when a load of X Factor is given over to Sharon Osbourne going "There's been a fiiiiire in my currrrrrrrsed houssssse," like a sad witch instead of actual X Factor auditions. However, if X Factor is a soap opera then it needs some romance. And that, dear friends, is where today's X Factor betting odds come in.
Here are the X Factor betting odds for Simon Cowell to dump Terri Seymour and publicly start dating Paula Abdul…
Simon Cowell to dump Terri Seymour and publicly start dating Paula Abdul in 2006 – Terri Seymour is one of those people who, if you read tabloids enough, only gets referred to as Long-Suffering Terri Seymour. Terri Seymour is apparently Simon Cowell's long-term girlfriend, and every couple of weeks there's a story in the papers about how Simon Cowell's uncontrollable flirting makes Terri all angry. Leaving aside the fact that we can't help feeling that Simon Cowell even having a long-term girlfriend in the first place is unexplainably creepy enough, what are the chances of Simon Cowell ditching Terri for fellow American Idol judge Paula Abdul before the end of X Factor? Pretty high, it seems – Simon Cowell keeps inviting Paula Abdul onto X Factor, seemingly so he can just make jokes about how rarely she wears underwear, and we all know how much Paula Abdul allegedly likes to get it on with people she works with. But let's take this seriously. If Simon Cowell and Paula Abdul do start dating soon, our creepometer will explode – it'd be like watching a slimy male nurse at a mental home take one of his cackling female patients out behind a bush for some hot love. Yeeeach! Current X Factor betting odds – 16/1
Next week – Simon Cowell to burst uncontrollably into tears like a girl?
[story by Stuart Heritage]
muffin says
I tink simon and Paula are perfect for each other. Paula even has a song called OPPOSITES ATTRACT and she made this like 20 years
ago and now we know it is true. Altough Simon allways says that it woud never happen because he realised that Paula would
talk in the morning. I think they both secretly want it to. Evryone knows they have sexewell cemestry Simon even sayd so in an
interview with Katie Ceric. And Paula may hate Simons Guts but she really wants to do him. She says that shes recuiered a
tast for him and that she likes him. And has anyone noticed that when Simon is on the X Factor he is like 1million persent nicer then when he’s
on American Idol. It’s weired, I don’t think he liks Americans ( Exsept Paula).
taylor says
Simon and Paula forever!
Jewels says
Ya know what?…….Whoever wrote this is pretty rude to say all of that stuff.You & your boyfriend or girlfriend probably look reall disgusting together ok????So buzzzzzz off!!!!!
carolina hernandez says
i really think paula abdul and simon cowell love each other in their own little world but i really think that they should qo out and have fun with eachother life is to short to waste so simon qo out with your lover Paula Abdul and make the best of it! every one already knows that you two have a thinq for one another so why not try it and like i said life is to short so make the best of it and simon the best of it is paula abdul and paula the best of it i ssimon think about it
PAULA ABDUL your biqqest fan Carolina Hernandez love you
loO says
deehh..
paula es mucho para simon y terri es una tonta que podria encajar perfectamente en el mundo de una mosca pero no en el de SIMON COWELL
yo se muy bie paula es demasiado para estar con SIMON pero la fama de simon es buena para los 2 y si en x factor lo logran como pareja seria perfecto..
terri: andate a la verga..
paula: i love u