Back in 2004, there was a video released of two WWE wrestlers going at it hammer and tongues. Seriously. Sadly for you weirdos, it wasn’t a ‘feature’ that starred Hulk Hogan and Ric Flair in a bath giving each other toe-jobs, but rather, a proper grotgramme that saw X-Pac and Chyna grunting at each other.
So what did we learn from the experience? Well, we discovered that X-Pac likes to wear incredibly tight trousers away from the ring and that Chyna has an ugly piercing in a delicate part of her anatomy. The pair also rut like pigs in swill.
The whole thing left a bad taste in the mouth, right? Well, not for Chyna. That’s because she’s making another porn film which X-Pac is graciously refusing to watch, saying: “It’s too hard remembering how devastated she was the first time around.”
Ho ho! Someone being devastated! Oh how we love personal trauma and the destructive behaviour that can sometimes result from it!
See, Chyna has a history of worrying behaviour. She’s had problems with substance abuse, battling drug and alcohol addiction. Oh! Not to mention mental illness. So if you’ve jacked off to that bongo vid, then you’ve become aroused by someone who is clinically insane. That makes you a special kind of weirdo. Well done you.
Still, either way, we couldn’t help but laugh when we read that story in the New York Post about the time she stripped naked in a nightclub and then jumped in a fish tank. Insanity or no insanity, that’s a riot!
But X-Pac, a man who promotes pantomime violence for a living isn’t so amused by it all. He says:
“It saddens me … but she obviously hasn’t progressed very far in life.”
“Chyna used to say how low she felt after the first sex tape was released … what does that say about where she’s at in life now?”
She’s in the vicinity of a group of well endowed men we would have thought, with her privates being dunked into a bucket of ice.
D’uh.
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ed says
you might want to get your facts straight.
chyna isnt returning to porn
fayaz khan says
chyna one of the best WWF women superstar..