Be honest. You’ve thought of stealing from Celine Dion’s home. Rightly, you’ve figured that, if you have to put up with her terrible, terrible music, then it is only fair that you should be able to take her possessions as compensation.
Well, the goalposts have moved now because, if you’re considering burgling Celine, someone has really upped the stakes.
The ‘singer’ had her house broken into on Monday by a man so suave that he should be given a medal so large, that it blots out the sun.
A fine, fine chap called Daniel Bedard has been charged with breaking into Dion’s mansion in Montreal. While he was there, he acted like an absolute champ.
Basically, when the police arrived to slap some cuffs on Bedard, he was found in the house with his feet up eating pastries and running himself a nice hot bath.
THAT. THAT IS HOW YOU BREAK INTO SOMEONE’S HOUSE.
Laval police spokesman Franco Di Genova said, clearly rather fond of the thief:
“He opened the water faucets, was pouring a nice warmish bath… he even managed to eat some pastry that was in the fridge”
“The suspect was coming down the big staircase and was asking, ‘Hey guys, what are you doing here?”
Daniel has been charged with breaking and entering, auto theft and causing property damage, but to us, he’s the greatest man who ever lived.
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Alias says
I bet her bathroom is so cosy. damn.