Despite being roughly 3 minutes old, Willow Smith is already more talented, more fun and more wealthy than you could ever hope to be. When she becomes an adult, she’s probably going to be attractive too. We should just all throw ourselves into the sea.
When you were her age, you probably spent most of your time switching between playing with toys and wiping bogeys down the side of your bed.
Well, when Willow isn’t delivering the most infectious pop record in yonks, she’s got her eye on the movies too. Makes you sick with jealousy, doesn’t it?
The latest thing being linked to the most talented child on Earth is a big remake. That’s right kiddiekins, Will Smith is apparently trying to make a new version of musical flick ‘Annie’ and, of course, he doesn’t need to look further than his daughter Willow for a leading gal.
Of course, a new ‘cod-ghetto’ version of Annie makes a whole buncha sense and will probably shift box office tickets by the barrow load. Young girl singing her way through life in an orphanage? Jay Z version of Hard Knock Life? Christ. We can see this being a monstrous hit.
Will wants to produce the project and yep, Jay-Z is reported to be working on the music. Ladies and gentlemen, Willow Smith is on the cusp of becoming so famous that it’ll feel like her face is tattooed on the inside of your eyelids, just so you can see her while you sleep.
Willow has previous in the movie world, appearing with her pa in ‘I Am Legend’ as well as the voice of Baby Gloria in animated movie ‘Madagascar 2’.
This also gives us the chance to listen to ‘Whip My Hair’ again. Any excuse really.
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Dennis White says
tell you what’s much better, check out this remix:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KOMqdn6ciA
hoohaahee says
I’d just like to say, most sincerely:
FUCK will smith. His nepotism knows no bounds.