Wiki-Wa-Will Smith To Make Rap Comeback

The best ears in rap are coming back! Yep, you guessed it, Will Smith is to return to the mic to show those odiously gifted children of his how it should be done. No mucking about with Bieber, no whipping of hair. It’s all about making the friendliest hip hop since DJ Sven and MC Miker G.

Apparently, he’ll be working with someone called La Mar ‘Mars’ Edwards.

We can be thankful that didn’t read Bruno Mars who has the distinction of being the most punchable person on planet Earth right now. We’d like to punch Bruno Mars so hard that all that is left of him is a horrible little stain on our knuckles. But we’re talking about the lovable eared Will Smith. Aww. Ain’t he grand?

Not Bruno Mars told

“We’re working on Will Smith, bringing him back. That’s actually him on the other line right now.”

Imagine that! Imagine having Will Smith on the other line right now. How wonderful that must be to feel so important that you can stick him on hold so you can crow about having him on hold to other, less important people.

Of course, you’ll need no reminding that Will Smith has had a whole bunch of hits in our music parades, such as ‘Gettin’ Jiggy Wit It’, ‘Wild Wild West’, ‘Summertime’, ‘Wu Tang Clan Ain’t Nuttin’ Ta Fuck Wit”, ‘Copkiller’, ‘Penny Lane’, ‘Enter The Sandman’ and, of course, ‘U.G.L.Y.’

So what can we expect from this new LP? Well, if he freestyles, it might actually be rather good. No, honest.

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