Apart from the fact Charlie Sheen is a dead-eyed berk with a bizarrely high opinion of himself and a nose that can really handle corrosive high grade drugs, willing to sniff out furniture to punch and women to upset, why on Earth would his former lover, Bree Olson, want to leave him?
She didn’t feel comfortable sharing him with his other girlfriend.
That’s right! The former Two and a Half Men set up this little bubble for himself where he got to have two girlfriends at once. An open relationship in other words. Of course, he couldn’t let it go without meme-ing it, titling the girls his ‘goddesses’. And so porn star Olson and nanny Natalie Kenly became his unit… and the porn star decided she didn’t like the idea of Sheen having sex with someone else. Crikey.
It seems that Olson, who has a lot of sex with people for money, didn’t like the thought of sharing her life with a man who wanted to have sex with someone else.
She says:
“His assistant said, ‘So you know about Natty (Kenly), right? Charlie did tell you about Natty?’ I had no idea. When I got to the house my jaw dropped. I was like, ‘Wow. This is his girlfriend. This is so weird.’ Charlie said, ‘Now all three of us can be together.’ I was like, ‘Wow. OK. Let’s see how this goes’…”
Of course, the way it went was seething jealousy.
“She (Kenly) would spend the whole time fighting for attention and boast about things she had done like cleaning the dishes. She would get very upset and she would cry a lot… I would never try it again – with two girls and one guy in a relationship. However cool a girl tries to say she is about it, jealousy is a natural human reaction.”
While this all seems very plausible, one must ponder that, a relationship like this may well work a treat… provided that there is a complete absence of Charlie Sheen in it.
Hooting simpletons and the emotional requirement for a successful relationship rarely work. Especially those revolving around cocaine and shouting TIGER BLOOD at everyone.
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Randy McFly II says
I have to agree with Bree that Natty is not half as pretty as she is and I bet she doesn’t take an enormo black cock up her asshole with as much panache as Bree either! Sheen is a fucktard of the highest order to let that cumslut slip through his fingers. If I had Bree in my bed, I would be fucking her day and night… I would say that I bet she would love it, but alas my cock would barely touch the sides of her arsehole, but I would be willing to give it a go. Bree, if you read this and you wanna give it a go with one of your admirers, then email me.
Judith says
Mof you are jealous, two pretty girls wanted to be with Charlie at the same time (and yeah in the long run a threesome mostly never works, jealousy is almost always here when you have feelings for your lover, competition is always here, it can maybe works if the girl have also another lover, it makes a more balanced relationship, the guy is not the prize anymore, there is some equality) and it will never be the case for you..