Remember when Wesley Snipes was an actor? Remember ‘White Men Can’t Jump’ and the Blade trilogy? They were successful weren’t they? He probably made a lot of money off the back of those films.
Sadly, Snipes didn’t fancy paying all that nasty tax that people stick on your wages, leaving him with a really boring criminal record.
Worse still is that Snipes has been ordered to start his three-year sentence for his failure to cough-up his taxes. A not-so lovely stay at a federal prison in Pennsylvania is due to start next week and there’s probably gigantic men already stroking their members in preparation for the appearance of some famous ass in the showers.
The US Marshal’s Office issued a notice ordering Snipes to voluntarily surrender at the Federal Correctional Institution McKean in Lewis Run, Pennsylvania, by noon on December 9th.
Of course, Snipes isn’t just sat in bed smoking tabs and waiting the cops to turn up at his house. Nope, he’s been trying to stay a free bird on bail while appealing his conviction to the US Supreme Court.
The US Supreme Court have, presumably, got more important things to do.
According to documents obtained by TMZ, Snipes got an ominous warning from the U.S. Marshals Service:
“Failure to report at the designated place and time may result in additional criminal charges.”
Snipes can appeal all he wants – it really does look like this is it for him. So, if White Men Can’t Jump, it seems like Actors Can’t Avoid The Law Unless They’re Lindsay Lohan.
Hard cheese Wes. Perhaps you should flash your genitals at some photographers while you still have the chance.
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Bobbby says
Why doesn’t he just kick all their asses?