That Amanda Knox lass and her apparently non murdering ways have grabbed all the headlines this week. Which is a shame as this whole murder in Perugia fiasco has completely overshadowed the return of Jodie Marsh.
Some new photos of Jodie, the suspected inspiration for BBC 3 smash Snog, Marry, Avoid, have surfaced that show the former glam? OH MY GOD! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?!
Seriously. Click over the jump for the fright of your life.
That’s right.
Jodie Marsh has gone from a back alley slag with too much fake tan and her knickers around her ankles to?
…well…
…the incredible hulk with too much fake tan and her knickers around her ankles.
Jodie’s apparently been lifting weights for a while in a bid to shed the pounds, but has taken it to the extreme so that she could compete in the Natural Physique Association British Championships.
Although we can’t help but notice that there are two very obvious parts of her physique that aren’t natural.
As ridiculous as she may look now, we can’t help but admire Jodie for her determination to lose weight and get fit for absolutely no prof?
Oh, she’s got a new show out called Jodie Marsh: Bodybuilder? Of course she has, at least it’s better than that time she tried got get married on MTV.
As you were.
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Mangosta says
Sweet Baby Jebus, it looks like H.R. Giger had a cheese dream.
Dane Bowers says
She may have the body of Sly Stallone (in his steroid using years) and the face of Jackie (in her post stroke years) but I would still give my left bollock to fuck the shit out of her.
EssBen says
Just plain scared. tbh
/shudder
d says
Perfect timing for Halloween … creepy carcass
Sammi Heffe says
I think she looks amazing! She is dedicated and fit. The poses at a show pump up the muscle, in real life she is toned anda tiny size 6. I wish i had her body! You are all plain in envy!
arzkazoo says
Looks like a pre-op transvestite hulk.
diamond dave says
i have never in my life seen anything so ugly!! i would rather f**k a cows arse, she has applied to apply in the new hulk movie, it is going to be called dont make me angry i wanna suck your lolipop i have sucked hundreds before!!
spooky mary says
that is grotesque!! fine to tone and look beautiful, but she is 34 ageing like a pigs armpit, her mouth looks like the dartford tunnel, her arse and pussy are probably gaped ready for the number 69 bus, why ask for sperm donors when she probably has drunk gallons, and why oh god is she still in the news on tv, she is only famous for the person she is and lets be honest the papers and magazines all pointed this way when they called her a slag, and lets be honest she propably has had more men than a working class woman who gets paid for it, why do we have to keep this attention seeking she male in our faces, and regards to jealousy i dont have to worry as i work as a lingerie model and look miles better than her