10 – Ike & Tina Turner perform the hits of The Pixies – YouTube

9 – Someone goes on a Wii Fit and then dies. Presumably because he couldn’t afford to eat after he bought it – MSN

8 - Why do so many murderers on death row choose cheeseburgers as their final meal? Cheeseburgers are rubbish - Texasdepartmentofcriminaljustice

7 – Someone remind us – what country is Don King from again? - Bestweekever

6 - Psychologists say that men can laugh women into bed. We say, with an extraordinary degree of authority, that they can’t - Telegraph

5 – Just because we like you, here’s a video of Nickelback being a bunch of cockends – YouTube

4 - Want to see a comedy sketch starring hecklerspray’s very own Matthew Laidlow? Here you go, then – Northeastmovies

3 - Look, it’s the blackest thing ever created – Wired

2 – A list of horny late-night interviews for your delectation – Dailyfill

1 – This baby monkey is so cute it just made us involuntarily grow a set of ovaries…