10. Some comedians are spectacularly joyless aren’t they? Here’s a tale of them not laughing at crude phalluses – Cock
9. Vijay Singh does the greatest golf shot ever… ever… EVER! IT TRAVELS ON WATER!
8. This is really rather beautiful. A Japanese girl who can fly. How wonderful – Levitate
7. Elmo goes to NASA! Look! – SesameSpace
6. Do you like the Seventies? Well, some bright spark has set up a Tumblr photoblog dedicated to it. – 70s
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2. A shooting star, as seen from above! WHOA! Space is cooool! – Fzzz
1. The Telegraph give tips for students moving to university for the first time, such as ‘pack a trunk for your antiques’. Amazing – NoIdea
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arzkazoo says
Rosie Millard seriously needs to take her head out of her middle-class-aspirational-arse and tune in to reality.
“Bring a ukelele”!?
F**k off you obnoxious twat.