We have no idea who Renee Olstead is. Literally no trace of an idea at all. However, we have seen her boobs and seen photos of her sticking things inside her front bum. And her boobs again. We figure she’s about to become a lot more famous for boobular reasons.
Now, her Wikipedia page says that she’s an actress and a singer. A child actor no less, which means we can snort with laughter as she becomes the latest ‘shamed child actor’ to add to our list. The list, of course, consists mainly of those that have shown their genitals to the world in a series of leaked photos.
Apparently, she was in something called Still Standing as well as something called The Secret Life of the American Teenager. She also apparently gives good jazz. But we’re too busy looking at her boobs to care. Chances are, you’d like to look at the breasts of someone you haven’t heard of too.
Renee has taken a series of self-shots (like just about every decent human on planet Earth has done… if you haven’t, what’s wrong with you? That’s why the good lord invented digital cameras and embedded them in mobile telephones!) and they’re rather saucy.
However, most celebrity (we’re assuming she’s something of a celebrity) nudey shots are grotty, grainy and about as titillating as a pair of hills with stone nipples on top.
However, Renee’s photos are eye-poppingly explicit in places and she’s obviously a half decent photographer, which is great for any of you who have the day off and fancy an idle strum over some pictures of a naked somebody.
Of course, you haven’t read any of these words and you’ve gone straight to the link below, which is the gallery of Renee’s naked photos.
We could write just about anything here couldn’t we? You’d have no idea. You’re already pounding yourself with a mixture of smouldering arousal and palpable shame. Good for you.
Click here to see the entirely NSFW work gallery of Renee Olstead’s photos.
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MarthaBee says
I guess thats how you gain directors and movie producers attention as well a huge number of fans. Whats the deal with all these girls they do it cause they want those pictures to be published and thats all.
Tom J says
She could have at least had the decency to wait until she’s famous enough for us to differentiate her from any other porn whore. It’s a wasted opportunity for all involved. On the other hand, boobs. I’m not going to argue with boobs because I know they’d win, every damn time.
Cookie Monster says
Paris is going to have to up her game to stay on top. Unfortunately, her bunghole was hermetically sealed some years back, so that’s out. Apparently her agent told her that she had charisma coming out of her ass. One hilarious misunderstanding later, she’s one orifice behind in the sex tape arena.
Therefore, if you are a young starlet looking to knock Paris off her cocaine tower, and are following the path of this Olstead multimedia queen, you have no choice but to stick it in your bum.
Future news: bum-related deaths amongst young Californian waitresses reaches distressing levels. Governor Arnold promises to personally investigate each and every leather cheerio incident, but is criticized for his fundraising dinner zinger of, “I guess dat she had to spleet”.
MikeB says
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EssBen says
Good lord, I’ve got some leaked shots of my own to release over the web thanks to these!
“Go web go!” :D
Smart says
Wow guys are you really that stupid?
Look at those pictures. Different Boob sizes and shapes, different nipple colors, piercings, and bodyshapes.
Those are fakes, some are pretty good, but if you look closely enough, you the mismatches of the face and the rest of the body in lightning and skintone.