Want to see Nicolas Cage save the world? No, neither do we.

But we are sure there are plenty of nuts out there who do, so here it is, for your viewing displeasure.

So what’s it about? Well, apparently Cage’s son finds a piece of paper in a time capsule with lots of numbers on it. But these aren’t your average numbers. These numbers relate to every global disaster over the last 50 years.

Bit macabre, but not particularly interesting, is it? But wait! What if we told you that the list was put in the buried time capsule 50 years ago! So the little girl who wrote the list effectively predicted not only the date of the disaster, but the amount of people who died in it – years before it even happened. That’s why it’s called Knowing, you see. He ‘knows’ there is going to be a disaster because he read it on the piece of paper. Genius.

Wow! Still not interested? Nah, neither are we. Why? Well, it’s got Nicolas Cage and his ridiculous hair in it, which instantly annoys us. In fact, it has wondering if the date he decided to take up acting was on that bloody list.

Anyway, despite our reservations, it does have some good bits in the trailer, including a nice shot of a derailed subway ploughing through some passengers. Unfortunately, we suspect Cage was not among them. Anyway, the trailer does give away some vital plot details, with some girl accusing the ‘Wispa’ people of being responsible.

Cadbury’s should sue.