You’ve heard of The Mile High Club, right? Well, it’s just been beaten so badly that it’s positively Victorian looking. Basically, some daft couple have decided to have sex in mid-air.
That’s right. Some dude called Alex Torres (a.k.a Voodoo) decided to film himself having bad sex with Skydive Taft receptionist Hope Howell.
Thousands of feet above the ground, the pair pretending to have a good time and display some amazing fake pleasure. Lots of people are reporting on it, but everyone’s wimping out on showing the actual video. Expect us. Click over the jump to see it. It’s NSFW, obviously.
Apparently, having sex in the air is totally legal because there’s no-one around to complain about you doing it.
Of course, once you’ve watched this video, you can complain all you want because the pair make such unconvincing sexual partners. Seriously. Wait ’til you hear Ms Howell saying “it’s amazing.”
Wait ’til you see Torres thrusting haplessly through the sky.
Some jealous borebag from the FAA (Federal Aviation Administration) is now investigating whether the pilot of the plane should get his knuckles wrapped for allowing this to happen.
“Any activity that could distract the pilot while he’s flying could be a violation of federal regulations.”
Authorities say Torres had posted the video on his blog but removed it on Monday. Good thing we’ve got a copy to link you to then, eh?.
Click here for a link to the video
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Joanna says
what a pair of cunts.
Bill says
What does NSFW stand for?
RFLMAO says
Ballsy, not the guy necessarily, but the act itself…..defintely ballsy. LOL.
Floyd says
I googled it to figure it out.