Vivienne Westwood has truly proven herself to be the greatest fashion innovator on the goddamn planet. While every other designer in the world is putting bitches like Kendall Jenner and Cara Delevingne in their ads, Viv had the brilliance and the VISION to put the goddess that is Paz de la Huerta in her latest campaign.
I’m so sick of opening Vogue magazine and seeing fresh-faced little nobodies and Gisele fucking Bundchen in fashion ads looking as boring as?season two of?”Girls”. By hiring the elegant flower that is?Paz as her model,?Vivienne Westwood not only has the greatest SS15 campaign, but maybe the greatest campaign of all time.
When I think “high fashion”, I totally think of a middle-aged stripper with an alcohol and?coke problem who doesn’t have custody of her kids anymore, and is like, not as bad as mid-90’s Courtney Love, but not as okay as current Lindsay Lohan. So basically, Paz de la Huerta is my definition of high fashion. For years, he glamour has gone unnoticed by the fashion world. But not anymore!
Now, she is the QUEEN of Vivienne Westwood’s SS15 campaign, and she is looking as fresh as ever.
Here is Paz totally looking like the most stunning 30-year-old on the planet (yep, she’s 30)
Here is Paz falling down on an amazing oriental rug because DUH, standing is really hard, but if you’re going to fall down it should probably be on a fancy and EXPENSIVE rug:
In these ads, Paz is giving me total red-headed, one-legged hooker who keeps popping up in seasons 13-15 of “Law and Order: SVU”, and guess what? That. Is. Hot.
You may not get much acting work these days, Paz, but that doesn’t matter, because you are SLAYING the fashion world. Get it, girl. #blessed
Ryan says
What’s wrong with her face?