Lift your eyes back up to the title of this story and you\’ll pretty much gain everything that you need to know.
Yup, our memoir-writing, 3D film-starring friend who makes billions of pre-teen girls gush with joy and moisture got struck in the face with a bottle whilst singing some mediocre songs about love, relationships and pregnant dogs.
After you read this, you\’ll be able to see the incident in all of its glory. But wait, we can sweeten the deal by showing you the clip from three different angles and complied into one digestible video. You could literally be that person in the office who gets the award of emailing around the most comical clip of the day. So, prepare to burst a laughter valve whilst you splutter at a child getting hit in the face, you heartless bastard.
To be fair to Bieber, he took the bottling fairly well and didn't throw a diva strop, walk offstage or command his followers to eat the perpetrator alive. Though credit has to be given to the person who lobbed the bottle, not only was it thrown with pinpoint accuracy, but with quite a bit of force. Almost as if they had some sort of cannon to fire it from.
We?ll sure Justin Bieber will be OK and talk about the incident when he releases the third volume of mega exciting book. Joy.
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Lee L. says
LMAO!!! awesome!! To bad it wasn’t a glass bottle! Justin Bieber is the most untalented,feminine piece of shit bitch,i have seen in awhile!
Paul says
You know what, as a performer myself, doesn’t matter what you think of Bieber, throwing shit on stage is not cool. He coulda went all Axl Rose on that person but handled it well.