Now that Britney Spears has grown her hair back and Amy Winehouse has stopped going outside, there just aren’t the harrowing meltdown victims that there used to be.
So thank heavens above that good old Kerry Katona is still around, plugging away with her smoking during pregnancy and her grotty-looking husband and her million kids and her desperate desire for approval and her unwillingness to ever learn anything from any of her mistakes.
This morning Kerry Katona decided to go onto ITV’s This Morning to babble incoherently at Fern Britton. To be fair, that’s probably not what Kerry Katona went on there to do, but since it’s what she ended up doing anyway, we’ll just go with that. Kerry Katona’s behaviour during her interview was so overwhelmingly baffling that it even made host Philip Schofield look concerned, and he used to get paid to sit in a cupboard with a puppet of a rodent for hours at a time, so he should be unshockable.
In fact, Kerry Katona’s endless shambling even raised the alarm bells for her publicist Max Clifford, who’s now telling all and sundry that he’s worried about her ‘health and happiness’. Given that he usually seems to be able to transform each of Kerry Katona’s numerous personal problems into lucrative TV and publishing opportunities, for Clifford to publicly make a point of fretting over her erratic behaviour lately seems to suggest that there’s something seriously wrong with the girl.
Or maybe we’re over-reacting. Maybe Kerry Katona’s berserk This Morning appearance was all just part of a clever new way to subtly reveal the new Iceland advertising slogan – ‘Iceland: Fggzzznuuhspluur Nurhurrr AHWOZZONOLLIDAY Fneur Yerbaztudsz’.
Suzy says
I just think it was cruel the way she was spoken to a judged like that.
I feel sorry for her. I hope that people will realise that she is probably quite fragile and really just wants a secure and happy family, like the one she didn’t have.
She might have a lot of problems but she needs encouragment and help not critisizm and nasty comments.