Kelly Osbourne, a girl who has more hang-ups than a gallows convention, is shouting her mouth off again in the hope that it makes her appear like she’s one of those Z clicking independent wimmin who won’t be taking no grief from no-one. OKAY?
However, she’s not being all feminist, rather, she’s saying that Hollywood only has two types of people. Charmingly, the two kinds of souls there are fall into either the bitch category, or under the umbrella of ‘slut’.
And with that, she’s confessed that she’d rather be a bitch than a slut. That’s the charm we’ve come to expect from a girl who has yet to work out her purpose in the world whilst taking it out on everyone else.
Of course, being a nasty, loudmouth git isn’t ever simply an exercise in meanery. Rather, like those who start sentences with “I’m not being funny, right…”, it is an exercise in ‘standing up for yourself’.
And that’s exactly what Kelly Osbourne is telling herself when she brands other women ‘sluts’.
“This is something that my mom taught me when we’re growing up in the industry and I don’t know how to word this, but you’re either a slut or a bitch, and I would rather be a bitch.”
“I have this thing ever since I was a kid, like, if I don’t like someone, I just don’t like them.”
That’ll explain why our Kelly is so popular then.
But alas, the person Kelly hates more than anyone else is Kelly Osbourne.
That’s right. She’s been wishing she were dead.
“I woke up one day and I couldn’t believe that I was hoping that if I took a bit more that I wouldn’t wake up in the morning. And that’s what really scared me. I was just like I can’t believe I have become this person.
Sadly for us bitches and sluts, Kelly has decided to sort herself out with a spot of rehab. She can only hope that the people who work there don’t have the same ‘if I don’t like you, there’s nothing I can do about it’ attitude as her, eh readers?
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Josh says
I think you’re misinterpreting her motives, and those of everyone else. See media outlets ask whatever celebrity is willing to talk to them (the bigger the name, the better) about themselves all the time, then nerd nozzles like this site spunk them onto the internet and go, “OMG, can you believe how up their own ass they are!?!?!” – seriously, the only reason she’s in the news all the time is because people keep asking her for her opinion. So, yeah, stop posting news on her and people will stop caring. Classic.
JoeMomma says
Josh, but then where will you get news on your bbw suicide girl fetish?
Chankie says
You people manage the most EMBARRASSING portraits.
Eugene says
My admiration for Aimee Osbourne (Ozzy’s other daughter, who wanted nothing to do with the reality TV circus and moved out of the house the moment she heard about it) rises even higher every time I stumble across more crap from Kelly. I know nothing else about Aimee, but her staying out of the reality TV spotlight makes her sound like a class act.