The AMAs were Sunday night and, for the most part, they were a bit of a snooze. However, it was still a low-grade awards show (I mean, Pitbull hosted) so OF COURSE at least 3 Kardashian girls had to show up. In this case it was Kendall (the classiest sister, since she got that Estee Lauder contract and all), Khloe (the most ghetto fab), and Kylie (legendary lip liner artist and teenage lot lizard icon).
The three of them looked pretty good, I mean, they’re good looking girls, but according to Kylie’s rumored?beau, Tyga (just an awful rap name), the Kardashian/Jenner ladies took it to a Beyonc? level of hotness. Of course, he’s probably just saying this shit to fuck with his ex, Blac Chyna, because everything about the Kardashians and their crew just scream STUNT.
The day after the AMAs, 24-year-old, Tyga, took to Instagram to post a picture of the three sisters at the award show and simply captioned it “Flawless”. Now, if you’re like me, when you hear the word Flawless your mind automatically goes one place: Beyonc? “I woke up like dis” Knowles.
I get where Tyga is coming from, homegirls look good, but let’s be real: only Kendall probably woke up like that. Khloe, like sister, Kim, has a glam squad who fancies her up every single damn day, and Kylie doesn’t get in front of a camera without adding an extra inch to her top lip via liner. Then they have to put their weaves in. And their fake nails on. And their eye lashes on. It’s like that episode of “Fresh Prince of Bel Air” when Will goes on a date with a girl he thinks is really hot, then they get locked in a basement or something and after a while she takes off her nails, eye lashes and weave and he’s like “Damn gurl! What about you IS real?”
So, yeah, I’m not sure if “Flawless” would be the best choice of words.
However, if I were a gambling woman (I’m not), I’d bet that Tyga only put this shit on Instagram to piss off his ex and former Kardashian bestie, Blac Chyna. Because, as I posted a couple of weeks ago, Blac used to be engaged to Tyga and they have a kid together and they were both mad tight with the Kardashians. Then Tyga dumped her and starting humping on Kim’s not even remotely legal sister. Then, like the mature parents they are, they’ve take various subtle and not so subtle jabs at each other via social media.
People might think Tyga is too old for Kylie, but clearly he’s operating at a teenage level so maybe they’re perfect for each other, who fuckin’ knows.
Side note: does anyone know if Blac Chyna can fully open her eyes?! WHAT IS UP WITH THAT?! Does she think this is the look? She constantly looks like me after drinking an entire bottle of red wine. It freaks me out.
Also, am I the only one who thinks she looks like Amanda Bynes when she first had her breakdown and was sporting that blond wig?
SeeSaw says
That was funny.. you right Tyga is operating at a teenage level. Amanda Bynes said she copied her style from Blac Chyna a few years back. Anyways there’s still a lot more drama between these two to come, for sure.