First of all, how rude of me to have been blogging about Travis Scott and Kylie Jenner all this time without even mentioning that big sis Kendall Jenner had been briefly linked to Travis just one year ago! My bad!
However, while I may have forgotten, it seems that the other tacky ass bloggers like myself have not, because they are reporting that Travis is telling his pals that Kylie Jenner is better in bed than Kendall Jenner. Colour me shocked (but not really).
The classiest of tabloid sources, OK! Magazine, is claiming that Travis is bragging to his friends that Kylie is a better lay than Kendall, and that he would like to move on to Kourtney next and get a Kardashian and Jenner sister trifecta going. TBH, those are the three I would go for as well. Kim and Khloe have just got one too many ass injections, you know? That shit don’t look right. Plus, I feel like they would go overboard with it. Like even if they did orgasm, they would make it this big weird show like theyre being filmed for a special episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians or something.
Anyway, OK! magazine reports:
He has been boasting that Kylie is way better in bed than Kendall and has more to play with, but Kendall has got more personality.
First of all, none of this is shocking information. Kylie Jenner 2.0 has about as much personality as a cardboard cut out of herself. In fact, you could probably replace Kylie 2.0 with a cardboard cut out of herself for an entire episode of KUWTK and I bet no one would even notice. And I am not just talking about the viewers, I am talking about her whole damn family. I mean, Kendall doesn’t exactly have a ton of personality, but she definitely beats out a piece of cardboard. Also, of course Kylie has more to play with. She has spent my college tuition on her ass, titties and lips, girl BETTER have more to grab on during sex.
Look, I have been saying since I started doing this shit four years ago when Kylie Jenner was still the original Kylie Jenner that Kylies goal in life was to be the next Kim Kardashian, which means she has been prepping herself to aggressively ride that BBC since she was a goddamn tween. So am I surprised that the girl who has idolized Kim Kardashian her whole fucking life probably puts on a goddamn performance in the bedroom? Hell no. That being said, do I fully believe this rumour? Meh. I mean, it definitely isn’t impossible, but Kendall being linked to Travis was really just them being seen as a lot of the same parties with groups of mutual friends, and Travis Scott has been hanging out with the same people as Kendall for years, so who knows? And who even fucking cares? I mean, I guess I do, but I am also 13 hours into a 36 hour work shift, so I am basically borderline delirious at this point anyway.