Now you might think that the above statement is a bit odd. And you would be fully justified in thinking that. It is an odd idea for a list and we blame editor and general sick puppy Stuart Heritage for even coming up with the idea in the first place.
But what you need to understand is this is not just some stupid list of drawings designed to spark titillation, nostalgia and debate. No, this is far more important than that.
It stands to reason that if you are going to draw a woman, you might as well make her the hottest thing you possibly can. So therefore, to think of this as just another stupid list would be wrong. This is a social commentary on how men’s tastes in women have changed over the years, or something.
Now, judging by the fact that even cavemen drawings of women involved huge breasts, it’s fair to say that men’s thinking has not changed all that much.
But you would be very wrong. In fact, judging by this list, some men also want their women to have unfeasibly large heads, one big eye and yellow skin. But who are we to judge?
Anyway, just so you know, we have tried to stay clear of Anime and characters in adverts, so no Babycham deer and the Cadbury’s bunny (cheap hussies), before you ask. Sit back and enjoy.
Cartoon: Peter Pan
Just look at the wings on her.
25. Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn
Cartoon: Batman: The Animated Series
OK, we admit it, we are cheating by putting these two together, but don’t they look cute together? Batman watch out.
Now that’s what I call a weather girl.
Cartoon: Hunchback of Notre Dame
You have to love her gypsy charms.
22. Lois Griffin
Cartoon: Family Guy
OK, we know this is a bit of an odd choice, but as her husband puts it, she’s a “a foul venereal disease-carrying, street-walking whore”.
21. April O’Neil
Cartoon: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Gotta love that yellow jump suit.
20. Cartman’s mum
Cartoon: South Park
OK, she may not much to look at, but she is one dirty mother.
19. Turanga Leela
OK, so she has one eye. Everything else looks normal.
18. Aeon Flux
Cartoon: Aeon Flux
Love that outfit.
17. Mary Jane Watson
You have to say, toothless Kirsten Dunst never did her credit.
16. Selena Kyle/ Catwoman
Cartoon: Batman The Animated Series
15. Princess Jasmine
Forget the fact she is in a Disney film, those eyes tell a different story.
One of Disney’s sexiest-ever characters.
Cartoon: Jem and the Holograms
They’re like The Bangles – only more than one of them is attractive. Bonus!
Cartoon: The Little Mermaid
She’s certainly cute, but lack of lady parts is a problem. No fishy jokes please.
11. Betty Boop
Cartoon: Betty Boop
One of the oldest, but still one of the best.
10. Black Cat
OK, no pussy jokes either.
9. The Baroness
Cartoon: GI Joe
Sienna Miller will not do her credit.
8. Penelope Pitstop
Cartoon: Wacky Races; The Perils of Penelope Pitstop
OK, so you have to lose the dwarfs, but it would be worth it.
Cartoon: The Smurfs
So did Smurfs actually have genitals? Because if they did, Smurfette, being the only blue girl in town, must have a got a lot of attention. Or was she just a ladyboy?
She’s just purr-fect.
Everyone likes a bad girl.
4. Marge Simpson
Being stuck with Homer for so long, you know she has no standards at all.
Cartoon: Scooby Doo
If ever there you wondered if Fred was gay or not, just consider the fact he wore a cravat and never tried to hit on the sexy redhead.
2. Betty Rubble
Cartoon: The Flintstones
How could they possibly have cast Rosie O’Donnell?
1. Jessica Rabbit
Cartoon: Who Framed Roger Rabbit
A clear winner. Roger Rabbit is one lucky rabbit.