Grab your magic wands and swords ? let’s hear it for the hottest fantasy film babes.
In our latest excuse to trawl the internet looking for pictures of sexy women, we have decided to focus our attentions on the strange world of fantasy.
Now, admittedly, this could be misinterpreted as an excuse to scour the net for porn.? Type in the words ‘fantasy film’ or ‘fantasy babes’ into your search engine of choice and you certainly get some interesting responses. But you’ll be delighted to know we stayed professional throughout, kept our greedy eyes off the one ring and stuck rigidly to our magical quest.
After all, this was more ‘dwarf’ than ‘dwarf porn’. However, it did raise an important issue: what exactly is a fantasy movie? Well, it’s actually a very difficult question to answer. We all kind of know what a fantasy film is, but we all add different movies into the equation.
For example: our superhero movies considered fantasy? Would you add horror movies? What about Star Wars? Anyway, to try and help us with our task we looked up several definitions. The best we could come up with was this:
‘Fantasy films are films with fantastic themes, usually involving magic, supernatural events, make-believe creatures, or exotic fantasy worlds. The genre is considered to be distinct from science fiction film and horror film, although the genres do overlap.’
But even this seemed a bit vague. So we decided to come up with our own rules, which basically meant we ditched horror and superhero movies, and let you argue among yourselves over the results.
For example, we decided Star Trek was science fiction, while Star Wars was more fantasy – for no reason whatsoever.
Oh, and no anime or cartoons. These are our rules, OK?
Anyway, enjoy!
25. Cherie Lunghi (Guenevere)
Movie: Excalibur
A must-see film ? and not just because Cherie Lunghi and Helen Mirren get undressed.
24. Ann Darrow (Naomi Watts)
Movie: King Kong
Beauty killed the beast, but she at least kept us awake through the first hour and half of the movie.
23. Kira (Olivia Newton-John)
Movie: Xanadu
OK, the boss asked us to put this in. He has a thing for Olivia.
22. Jessica (Jenny Agutter)
Movie: Logan’s Run
You have to love Jenny Agutter. She loses her clothes more times than Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton combined.
21. Princess Lyssa (Lysette Anthony)
Movie: Krull
Krull was a terrible film, but Lysette gave a stand out performance.
20. Winona Ryder (Kim)
Movie: Edward Scissorhands
Everyone’s favourite cleptomaniac.
19. Andromeda (Judi Bowker)
Movie: Clash of the Titans
Did she do anything else?
18. Sorsha (Joanne Whalley)
Movie: Willow
Brit actress was one of the hottest actresses in Hollywood at one point ? then she married Val Kilmer. What a Whalley.
17. Carmen Ibanez (Denise Richards)
Movie: Starship Troopers
16. River (Summer Glau)
Movie: Serenity
Whether it’s playing some kind of killing machine in Serenity or as a, err, killing machine in the Terminator series, Summer is a ray of sunshine.
15. Morena Baccarin
Movie: Serenity
One of the most attractive space whores ever.
14. Leeloo (Milla Jovovich)
Movie: The Fifth Element
It’s Milla time!
13. Maj. Eden Sinclair (Rhona Mitra)
Movie: Doomsday
The sexy British actress was the original Lara Croft model ? need we say more?
12. Trinity (Carrie Ann-Moss)
Movie: Matrix trilogy
11. Princess Farah (Jane Seymour)
Movie: Sinbad and the Eye Of The Tiger
Jane Seymour about to get ravaged by a one-eyed monster.
10. Arwen (Liv Tyler)
Movies: Lord of the Rings Trilogy
Pointy ears or not ? Liv is stunning.
9. Loana (Raquel Welch)
Movie: One Million Years BC
Welch’s blonde cavewoman certainly gave us the bone.
8. Gail (Rosario Dawson)
Movie: Sin City
Sin in the city with Rosario Dawson? Hell yeah!
6. Padme (Natalie Portman)
Movies: Star Wars prequels
OK, the films were pants, but at least we had something to look at apart from that abortion Jar Jar.
5. Queen Gorgo (Lena Headey)
Movie: 300
She really does rule.
4. Mikaela Banes (Megan Fox)
Movie: Transformers
What a fox.
3. Princess Leia (Carrie Fisher)
Movies: Star Wars trilogy
Gold bikini. Don’t think we need to add anything more.
2. Barbarella (Jane Fonda)
Movie: Barbarella
How good is that pic?
1. Jessica Alba
Movie: Sin City
A clear winner.
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TrailerTrash says
You HAVE to include Olivia D’Abo in Conan the Destroyer. Though I did feel very dirty after finding out she was 15, still, she was smokin’.