If, like us, your life-long dream of turning Ghostbusting into a viable profession has you worried that searching graveyards at night for a spectral anomalies may make you seem like a weird old perv, then fear not. We’ve compiled some of the scariest videos around for you to peruse at the scariest time of year: March!

To celebrate the upcoming Paranomal Entity coming to DVD, join us now as we do our best to make this unbelievable crap make you unbelievably crap yourself, after the jump..

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At number ten we start with a montage of the world’s best ghost photos – it’s like taking a look into Derek Acorah‘s spank bank.

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We’ve all seen The Grudge – and probably had to change our underwear afterwards – but whether this is just a little Photoshopping on a bad quality bit of film or real… it’s still on the creepy side!

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Taking the number eight spot, they say that animals often sense things that humans can’t and not just the best place to piss in the street. Watch the bottom window panes of the back door and see if you can spot the creepy entity.

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A tale of a spirit spotted on a school surveillance camera – probably the kid who always said if they were invisible they would hang out in the girls locker room. Perv.

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Fancy some cash quick? Show this to your Gran and get your inheritance!

5 – As we reach the mid point of our top ten paranormal videos, we encounter some more surveillance footage from Fresno, California. Here a thin travelling spirit seems to pass from one end of a pavement to the other. Can you explain this footage? Watch it here.

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A slightly different ghost or being than we’ve seen so far. Ghost sightings have happened all over the world, but nowhere quite so much as in Mexico and South America, where frequent sightings of  small gnome-like demons have been spotted. Is this real footage of these mystery demons?

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Heading up our final three is possibly the most convincing ghost we have seen yet. Picked up on a camera set up to catch a babysitter stealing, this video instead seems to catch an extremely clumsy ghost right out. They never did catch that bitch stealing. either.

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Possibly one of the most famous ghost sightings of all is the Oklahoma wrecker ghost, which appears in a parking lot late at night supposedly trying to find his car. We wouldn’t recommend any car being driven under the influence of spirits. Geddit? Spirits? Oh, cock off.

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Top of  the list in our top ten paranormal videos is the most frightening video we have encountered in our search. If you scare easily you may want a cushion handy when watching this clip. Or a respirator.

If you know of something better, think it’s all a load of guff or have a message from Michael Jackson then let us know. If you’re Derek Acorah, then bugger off.

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