hecklerspray gets in at least one fight per week. Usually our confrontations are with nefarious senior citizens whom we usually punch in the face then flip over our back then slam on the floor. There's usually some swearing involved too, but not by us.
The allure of battle is truly a powerful thing. Historically speaking, people have been fighting for well over three billion and twenty years – and there's no end in sight. That's why we're so ready to understand how the VMA's testosterone fuelled fist-fest between Tommy Lee and Kid Rock was such a natural thing.
When we reported on it earlier it was without detail – but we got some now. Lee gives an incredible second by second account of the fight – and it is riveting. Granted it's not as riveting as when Diddy told that one kid he was gonna make his butt explode in flames, but still… it's a semi-decent account.
With emphasis on the semi.
Recently and publicly Tommy Lee & Kid Rock erupted in a fight so heated you'd think either of them was Foxy Brown in a nail salon. Punches were thrown, if you remember, and people were dragged off premise. As we already said – last time we reported on it we had no details. This time we do. As Lee put it on his website:
"Yeah!! …..here I am minding my own biz having a great time with my friend Criss Angel (magician) and watching the Mtv awards in the front row saying hello to all my friends……Pamela comes and sits on my lap who I love and adore….and also say hello to my friend Travis Barker and his wife!…..and i get a text from another friend P. Diddy and he says come sit with me…..and he's sitting with Miss HOT AS FUCK!!!!…..Megan FOX!!!
"So I go over and sit with P!! Not a minute later and Alicia Keys starts her amazing performance…."i apologize sweetie"…..i had nothing to do with the timing and disrespect, ……back to the stupid-ness!!….so….. I get a tap on the shoulder from Kid Pebble…i stand up and embrace him with a semi hug and say "Hey dude…What up"?? He punches me in the face…..well if ya wanna call it that!?….more like a bitch slap!…….Wuss!! Anyway….i go to knock this jealous no career havin country bumpkin the fuck OUT….and before I can have a meeting with my fist and his ugly ass mug ….security guards…NOT MINE at the Palms grab me and haul my ass outta the award show threatening me that if I move they'll break my arm……yeah whatever!!
"….my security guard Bruce grabs them and say's I got him….let go!!! So im fine and of course leave to my room with police and owner George Maloof……the rest is paper work and bullshit!… Anyway…… I would like to apologize to Alicia and George and Mtv for the disrespectful bullshit caused by a piece of shit called Kid Pebble!!"
Well that's Lee's account. We zipped on over to Rock's website but no new brawl news has been posted. If he did post something though, we imagine it would be something like this:
"So I thought my long flowing hair and I would get up close to Tommy to see if he really does smell like a cold elephant douche. I thought it more rhino."
Let the record show that those two types of douche smell completely different.
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Smoodge the Naked says
Dude Tommy Lee was all WTFs up dude and I was all no WTFs up faggot and he was all O RLY so I lit his ass up LOL no srsly teh dude = faggit