Tiger Woods is addictive. And fairly good at golf. But mostly addictive. At least, that’s what his highest-earning bit-on-the-side would have us believe.
Tiger spent most of 2009 in the laps of assorted waitresses and porn stars, while his wingman went for the Wingman Medal of Honour the same year (and won).
Seriously, so far as dredging the gutters of their respective post codes for women of questionable repute/ irrevocably damaged self-esteem, Tiger was probably only bested by Jesse James – both were equal so far as going to impressive lengths to sleep with women less attractive than their actual wives.
Perhaps it’s the post-coital millions of dollars she’s earned since, but Rachel Uchitel is not letting go. Specifically, since the divorce of Tiger and ex-wife Elin Nordegren, on Monday, a break-up to which she contributed, Rachel is keen to get back with the golfer.
Learning that the divorce had gone through, she is reported to have told a friend – who ran and told TMZ – that she would give up everything to be with him again.
Rachel Uchitel has just told a very close friend, now that Tiger Woods is single, she wants him back and would ?give up everything? to get him. The friend, someone we know spoke to Rachel yesterday, tells TMZ Rachel said, ?I feel horrible for him. He loved her. But he was in love with me. I hope he remembers that was real, and reaches out to me.? Rachel added, ?I'd give up everything to be with him again.? Does that include the $10 million?
By ‘everything’, since we’ve arbitrarily decided this is opposite day, we assume she means ‘nothing’… except her dignity.
This was a guest post by Amy Grindhouse, so hooray for that.
Carmen says
What a Joke!!!! It has been widely reported who this Uglitel woman is and what!!! This woman was reportedly paid off for her silence, but she has been constantly and obsessively in the media almost every week. Maybe for spite or revenge. I read way back that she wanted to remain visible to remind Tiger that she was still there waiting. These women that were involved with Tiger could not be that gullible as to believe Tiger