You might think that Tiger Woods should get divorced. Or maybe you think that Tiger Woods shouldn’t get divorced.
Or maybe you’re in the third group. The group who wishes that Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods’s wife, all the women who Tiger Woods stuck his fat little plonker into and everyone else who’s ever even met Tiger Woods or any of his family, or spoken to Tiger Woods or any of this family on the telephone, or even briefly seen Tiger Woods or any of his family on television – even if they didn’t really know who they were looking at – would seal themselves inside a badly-ventilated lead-lined box and bury themselves in the desert forever.
If you’re in that third group you should probably just read something else, because it’s been reported that Tiger Woods and his wife are ‘definitely’ getting divorced. Sorry.
Honestly, women, eh? It doesn’t matter what you do for them, it’s never enough. Look at Tiger Woods. So far Tiger he’s apologised so profusely to his wife during a televised press conference that he may as well have just snipped his testicles off with a set of ornamental bonsai scissors and handed them to her in a tiny wicker basket, plus it’s rumoured that he gave her millions and millions of dollars to keep her happy. But, oh no, that’s not enough for fancypants Elin Nordegren, is it? She wants even more from him. Now she apparently wants a divorce.
Admittedly she wants a divorce because Tiger Woods spent what’s conservatively estimated to be 85% of his marriage ball-deep in one of several bright orange trollops with 1950s medicine balls where their breasts should be – which, in some cultures, is seen as a betrayal of trust – but still. A divorce? Really?
Apparently so. Apparently Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren are definitely getting divorced. Definitely. And by definitely we mean ‘definitely’, because everyone who’s reporting it can’t seem to write the word ‘definitely’ in any of their headlines without encasing it in inverted commas. But the divorce is ‘definitely’ happening. ‘Definitely’. The New York Daily News reports:
“It’s 100 percent happening,” a source told UsMagazine.com. “It’s going to take a long time to go through. [But Elin] will go through with it.” Before she boarded a flight to Sweden on Monday, Nordegren and her mother reportedly met with a lawyer to discuss divorce proceedings. “It’s going to take a long time to go through,” said the insider. “[But] she will go through with it.”
Brilliant. Now if the Tiger Wood divorce does happen, the source can be all like ‘told you so’ – and if the divorce hasn’t happened after a couple of years, they can be all like ‘I said it’ going to take a long time’. It’s a win-win. And by win-win we mean ‘win-win’ because it’s all a bit crap and inconsequential and we feel bad for making you read about it. ‘Sorry’.
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Karla says
Well now he’ll be free to plonk as many women as he wants!
Lisa says
Woods can apologize but; how can you forgive the disrespect he showed towards his,wife, kids, marriage, and all family members involved? Look @ the type of women he became involved with nasty, nasty, how could you trust he would be lets say free off nasty’s. Now if you think not forgiving him is such a big deal; you do it, personally I couldn’t….
CLB says
I always felt that, Elin Nordegren was going to divorce Tiger Woods after his savage betrayal and world-wide humiliation and that Tiger has known this from the beginning. Elin is a woman with moral principles, dignity and self respect and she would never stay with a pervert man like Tiger, whom she does not respect and trust anymore. Elin agreed to put the divorce on hold for six months, so Tiger could get rehab and return to his career. Tiger had hoped Elin would change her mind but she did not. The six months are almost up and Elin will divorce Tiger soon and who can blame her? Elin is young and beautiful and I hope she can find happiness with a good, decent man with moral values, that will love, honor and respect her as she deserves.
al says
How do you know Elin? Have you ever met her? Look how dumb you sound speaking of someone you don’t even know!
jay says
I agree with CLB. Too much humiliation and deception by Tiger and don’t forget: his comrades (fly men) that are still with him. Tiger didn’t change his stripes, just his PR story for now. Icing on the cake was the young neighbor girl he bonked. Disgusting story, however, I think it once again showed the man’s true colors. I’d just like to remind readers that Elin has been with Tigger for nine years, they are married and have 2 small children. Rachel got way overpaid for her stint ( several sources report 10 million). Respect Elin, she didn’t do anything wrong!
mary says
Only someone betrayed by their husband or wife can know the hurt and humiliation that it causes. It destroys trust and any children of the marriage are without doubt damaged.The only way forward is to separate
and try and build a new life. Very few marriages can survive what Tiger has done. I am talking from personal experience.
Tiger Woods operates on the principal if I don’t get caught its ok.
himself801 says
Wildly off point but amusing.
The Tiger Woods Of Cheeseburgers Eaters:
http://www.youtube.com/user/billyCtv#p/u/14/FMbNXAvLm9k
Juicy Joe says
Elin should be happy. Afterall, Tiger took her from nanny to millionaire. She should just suck it up,
nancy says
Do people actually care about this stuff? “Wierd”.