Kelly Osbourne first appeared on the radar as a kinda-chunky potty-mouthed brat with daft hair and a house covered in dog-shit. Then, she releases a couple of singles and does a duet with her dad.
Then she almost disappeared.
Well, it seems that, in the interim, she’s been losing weight and now she wants us all to see it as a picture of her looking svelte in a bra appeared on Twitter. That’s not really that newsworthy… but the fact she joined the Pussycat Dolls is so weird that we really ought to relay it to you all.
The thought of Kelly Osbourne gyrating with the Pussycat Dolls goes against everything our puny little brains have ever thought. I mean, they’re the girlfriends of jocks right? Kelly is the snotty little punk in the toilets smoking tabs?
Not anymore. These worlds melded as one peculiar beast on Wednesday night in LA.
Apparently, Osbourne has been working hard on improving her body. She’s a size two these days. We don’t even know what that means. Is it like children’s shoes? If she goes lower does she end up in thirteens?
Anyway, she performed alongside the Dolls during an invitation only show at the Viper Room club… you know the one, the club where celebrities go and die.
She took to the stage wearing a flashy white sparkly corset, hot pants and fishnet stockings.
?It's the first time I've really danced since filming ? Dancing with the Stars,? but it's so different,? she said. ?This isn't stiff ballroom – it's slinky and sexy!?
Robin Antin’s hybrid burlesque act invited Osbourne to join them and Antin wrote on her Twitter page:
“SNEAK PEEK of Kelly in rehearsal for Pussycat Dolls Burlesque Review! WOW, she’s so HOT!”
And then she posted this:
So there you have it. Famous person is now thinner than previous. Everyone continues their lives unchanged.
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J says
Unattractive AND untalented- the Pussycat Dolls is the perfect place for her to be!
Cookie Monster says
Maybe Jack-O will do her now.
Jack White.
What?
HollywoodGuy says
She may be beating her? over supply of fat cells for now,? but just as soon as she trips up (which will be very soon), they will take over and she will remain fat forever!
hoohaahee says
You must be blind, or mad, if you think the girl in that picture doesn’t look hot.
And let me just say, I fucking HATE the osbournes.