Christina Hendricks is a woman. Obviously. We know this because of her gigantic breasts. Of course, because she isn’t particularly thin, she’s become the go-to woman for fatties to promote ‘curves’.
Alas, ‘curves’ is just as unattainable as the supposed ‘size zero’ because ‘curves’ tends to mean ‘massive boobs and an impossibly tiny waist and holding your stomach in during photoshoots’ as opposed to one continual curve that makes you look like the letter ‘O’. A letter ‘O’ covered in kebab meat.
Anyway, Hendricks is seen as a struck blow for wimmin’s lib, despite the fact she’s objectified just as much as any other famous, attractive human. And this particular lady is probably going to be the next Wonder Woman.
For the record, we’re not against people carrying a bit of weight… we just don’t like you ladies assuming that, because you consider yourself to be closer to some assumed national average, it makes you more womanly than someone who is thinner. Of course, you’re literally more of a woman, but alas, not in terms of ‘essence of female’. Okay?
Now eat that pie and stop making excuses about it. We’ll have one while you’re at it.
Anyway, humanlib out of the way, let’s all start strumming out genitals in unison as we consider Christina Hendricks in a Wonder Woman outfit.
*grunts*
Have we all finished now? You lot are on round two of self-abasement? Pigs.
Anyway, Mad Men’s Hendricks is currently gigging as a voice-over for Lois Lane for All-Star Superman, and so, everyone has hatched up the idea that she’ll probably be game to play Wonder Woman as she clearly likes comic book characters.
On US talk show Rachel Ray , Hendricks stated that she’d “love” to play the role made famous by Lynda Carter in the ’70s TV series.
Hendricks says:
?I heard that rumour too ? I don't know where it got started but I love it!?
So there you have it. She’s absolutely, definitely doing it. Why? Because we’ve said so and we’re never, ever wrong about these matters. Now, back to the masturbating.
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simz says
She is stunning, and her body is flawless.
Yes, it’s unrealistic, but that’s how an hourglass works– if there were a bunch of them, they wouldn’t be as exciting.
But when people say to not look up to her, because of how unrealistic her body is, I find it silly.
When I say look up to someone, I’m not saying be completely shallow and stare at their pictures until you feel better about yourself, I’m telling you to look up to their personality.
Christina Hendricks loves her body, and she seems to love her life. She’s happy. THAT is what to look up to.
Confidence.
JP says
You’re an a$$… she has an awesome shape! Women aren’t supposed to have a shape like a pre-puberty girl.
Boggles says
It is Rachael Ray; and if you watch her show you have no credibility.
Movie Blogger says
The perfect acterss for Wonder Woman is Sophia M. Martinez (Sophia Martin)
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2124314/