Look. Look at those Muppet swine. Legless, non-blinking, fix-faced idiots. They are responsible for the moral decay of the entire world, thanks mostly to everyone being despairingly angry about the existence of Muppet Babies.
Worse than the fact Kermit walks around naked all the time, is their awful, awful agenda.
And thank God Fox is on hand to point out how EVIL all the collected Muppets really are. That’s right! hecklerspray and Fox are onto you Henson spawn! We know what you’re up to! When you’re not pushing porn songs at everyone, you’ve got a political agenda to BRAINWASH our innocent little children’s minds with! You ain’t fooling us anymore, you cute little ghoulish lefties!
On the right-minded Fox Business Channel, anchor Eric Bolling showed a clip of the new Disney movie (yes, we’re worried too) and said outright that the whole storyline of the new Muppets film was a nauseating ploy to make our children hate things.
CONSPIRACY!
The whole thing is a vehicle to plant the seeds of class warfare among our precious wickle children! CLASS WARFARE! Why has no-one noticed before?
In their latest piece of propaganda, the Muppets showcase a nasty villain called Tex Richman. He’s an oil baron. As we all know, oil barons are nice people who just want to make an honest living.
Bolling asked:
?What's actually going on there? Is liberal Hollywood using class warfare to brainwash our kids??
Brave Bolling was echoed by guest Dan Gainor, who, like a champ, spat:
?They?ve been doing it for decades. Hollywood — they hate the oil industry, they hate corporate America.?
No wonder Occupy Wall Street and the like is happening. They’ve all been taken on a merry dance down the liberal garden path by these fuzzy liberal gits.
And now, at last, someone is prepared to stand up to this menace. Look at Gonzo. How on Earth could anyone not take him seriously?
Hang on.
Cookie Monster says
Uhm… wocka wocka, you right-wing fascist pansies!
Cookie Monster says
You guys do a site re-org without telling anyone? Totalitarian pigs! You will all burn, and it will smell like yummy, yummy pork, like in Hawaii, with communist pineapple, and… so hungry.